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jesus i am so bored, this is the only tripe i can come up with.
Answer: Jayne Middlemiss or Kirstie Allsopp.
if i were perfect how would i be?
the perfect girlfriend?
which do you want.
bamos, cheeky motherfucker.
a girl who is really pretty but unaware of it.
about 4" shorter than me, clever, funny, stuff, yeah y'know.
Dark Hair, dark eyes, quite tall, not too fat not too skinny, intelligent and funny, good looking but humble about it and most importantly NEVER wears socks with sandles.
Well, the rest of it's OK I suppose...
Oh but your a lady.
it's a shitter isn't it, ah well!
I've got green eyes not dark ones too actually so that's two things that aren't perfect..
let's skip anyway!
I bet the tall, dark, intelligent, funny, non sock and sandle wearing man wouldn't skip:(
surely the socks/sandals thing is rare these days? And you could always burn both if he dared...
You'd think it would be rare but it is still quite common, some people will never learn. Burning the socks and sandles wouldn't get rid of whatever it is in his head that tells him it was a good idea to wear both in the first place.
for redheads. And they have to be shorter than me too. Petite is a good thing
mccutchen (speeling), without the voice
big girls scare me :(
Redheads with green eyes are teh seX
pretty redheads are quite a rarity
i'll keep you updated.
Isla Fisher? SCHWING.
Haha, I've not said that for about ten years. SCHWIIING.
I've got a heart of gold I have
one is irish, one is english... uh yeah anyway.
have green eyes?
are they 5'8" or taller?
I'm taken too so it's all good
but they are pretty moody
if we already knew.
come on, this is light hearted.
decree the tone of the conversation. you started the thread, therefore you are entirely in charge of the discussion that ensues.
I don't really know what I look for.
It's people's quirks and weird things that make them ace.
i like being surprised.
i get bored REALLY easily.
it's all about IMperfect people, innit.
-5' 7" tall
-Engaging, but not dramatic
-Likes some music I like
-likes some music I don't like
-likes going out
-knows things I don't know
-wears clothes I think are cool
-isn't a picky eater
I think that just about covers it.
at the moment I have to remember to not cook 'animals' which is fairly easy. I don't class vegetarianism as picky eating.
My brother once had a girlfriend who would only eat chicken nuggets chips and carrots, nothing else!!!
if she liked chinese food and fugazi.
Engaging, not right-wing but not a Socialist Worker type either, likes stuff wot I like, especially music and sport.
Pretty, curvy, not taller than me.
Doesn't mind beer guts, man boobs, or violent farting in bed.
that sounds absolutely repellent...
your head under the duvet you wuss...
you'd be amazed how hard it is to get someone not repulsed by it.
For any female DiSser who might ever find herself in a situation where they are considering sleeping with me:
The violent farting thing was a JOKE - don't let it make up your mind for you.
(Unless you like it, in which case I'm sure i can force one out.)
I can force one in...
*abandon all hope*
although he could be a bit taller, and live a bit closer
someone who will get as jealous as me
someone who is actually a bit mental
someone who only reaches up to my shoulders
You get your hands off her
don't ask me why I went to watch said film, but she is hot. Hotter still in real life. Fact;
Not overly groomed, kind of shaggy sexy.
Taller than me.
Likes dancing, drinking, similar music and my friends.
Except I gotta be shaggier. Darn.
Aww - but you've both got girlfriends..
I'd like to make some additions aswell, must like:
cooking for girlfriend
in, if we ignore Mrs B. I used to be a chef as well. I'm on fire at the moment in your list :)
but I'm not so local
Is into music
Wears good clothes
Can get me free tickets to Liverpool matches
up with my mate Boomer if you want? He's an overweight mosher with appalling dress sense, a bald head and a ginger beard, but he can get you tickets to Liverpool...
Head and Shoulders advert I reckon.
But doesn't like The Magic Numbers
This thread is nauseating - *Abandon reply*
but I don't really know.
Head and Shoulders ad
Would you like them to be:
b) fully limbed?
c) in possession of their original teeth?
d) able to speak without dribbling everywhere?
If the answer to any of these questions is yes, we're making progress.
honestly. It's a wonder you're not single.
at least 3 inches taller than me (about 5' 10''?)
dark hair, short to longish (no longer that about chin length though) and a bit shaggy looking
not too skinny, not too big, just nicely built (but not too muscley)
nice clothes (but not scarily well dressed)
love music (good music)
and yeah, basically someone who i can have a decent conversation with about all sorts.
is very important!
I thought girls like "scarily well-dressed"! Curses!
or as close to Stephen Malkmus as possible.
Actually, I've not met Stephen Malkmus, so possibly he'd end up being rubbish and cheating on me or something. Or too shy ever to speak to me.
So yes, Stephen Malkmus, but not rubbish please. Thanks.
they should look goos without looking like they're trying to hard/possibly gay lol. a shirt/t-shirt and nice fittin trousers/jeans is good enough for me. But somehow some guys can't even get that right...
but, alas, i smell. it's probably because i'm so 'scarily well dressed' that when i glance at a mirror i shit myself.
likes getting drunk and staying in bed and going on adventures and eating fried breakfasts.
having a beard and not being ugly also helps.
smooth chins are the way to go!
well, beards/stubble might ocassionally look ok, but they're not very practical are they?
with men having beards.
And they're nice to scratch.
And they tickle.
And they're WONDERFUL.
As long as they don't get silly.
maybe it's diamond tipped, or something?
And it gets caught in things like microphones and such.
Has stuble only got one b? Weird.
I must admit, I'm yet to encounter a full grown beard. But it doesn't look very appealing lol
I'll have his older brother.
nobody knows do they? Everything listed so far has been pretty petty.
If I was pushed to say something i'd say they'd have to be "nice" and "good"
Shallow, clingy babes that make the first move! must be BUFF, but thats a given.
oh and i like chicks that are straight to the point. Dont get me wrong tho, im all for a bit of 'chase'. But i do hate it when they say "all the thrill is in the chase Ralpcorn, good things come to those who..." NAW MAN, thats out: the thrill has nothing to do with the chase (for me), its all about the KILL and the rampant sex that preceeds the kill.
dark haired, pretty but not dolly bird pretty...easy going, bright with a wicked sense of humour. i used to be put off by girls who never liked the same music/films as me but each to their own i say these days! just individuality would do me nicely!
If i had to name names then i think andrea corr or natalie imbruglia could have me like the squidgiest piece of putty in their hands you could ever imagine!
title of this thread made me think of kill bill 2 when bill says 'your a terrific person....in fact your my favourite person'
he lets the side sown a bit after that when he follows it with 'but sometimes you can be a real c**t'
intelligent but not superior (not too superior anyway)
Twisted sense of humour
Not soft on me
Nice lips and a pretty face (with a sparkly smile)
A broad range of interests but with some special skills
A social conscience
No crap music in their record collection
*abandon reply* sigh
Mrs Judge, without a doubt
the body of liv tyler and the mind/voice of chan marshall.