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The Phrases.....
"You're yummy"
and
"you're my favourite"
why do girls say these things? I've only ever heard of these things being said in private to men by their early twenties girlfriends (usually in an immature voice)
its creepy, where did it come from? is it out of some crappy film?
whoever said these things to you is a complete retard.
this is true!
but its not just me! I asked others and its a wide ranging phenomenon.
A disturbing one.
I talk to people
they tell me things, its called social interaction.
one of my old girlfriends used to call me "honey" all the time
and i REALLY REALLY HATED it with AN URGE TO KILL.
i still do hate people calling me that, actually.
awww honey
its ok
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You're yummy, Jez
You're my favoutite
that's almost as bad as
"who's my boy???" complete with a ruffling of hair.
you're all making me feel sick.
Haha
I use the phrase 'You're My Favourite' ALLLL the time.
Haha, oops. Not to my girlfriend though, it's not something that I think would charm her into bed. Maybe I should stop this.
Hey honey, why are these guys such grumps?
I like those sorts of terms of endearment...they're, erm, endearing.
I have a habit of signing all emails/texts off with an x or two, too. I worry sometimes that people misinterpret.
my ex
used to say things like "i wuv you" and sometimes even just shorten it to "wuv". very annoying
UGH
what is WRONG with some women?
i don't know
I'm all fine with telling people you love them and offering them compliments about stuff. But sounding really immature about it is repugnant.
Oh, schnookums
Don't be wike that.
*tickles Jez under the chin*
You're my favourite xx
obviously you can tlak to me like that bammy sweetums
i wuvvy duv you
tlak?
I don't think speaking like a malfuncitioning robot is particularly endearing.
Don't go out with a German then
ICH...LIEBE....DICH...
Sounds like an imminent malfunction.
you love dick?
GAYER!
ICH....LIEBE....JEALOUSY
I had a malfunctioning robot
I know how frustrating they are.
At the worst point of the robot I had nightmares about my girlfriend being a malfunctioning robot. It was horrible.
you opened a whole
postmodern can of worms here...
I tell mrs thewarn's cat's
in turn that they're my favourite from time to time, to set them off against each other. Jealousy is a powerful thing.
Is 'Jealousy'
your pet name for your penis?
no
it's his pet name for my penis
To be fair, it's my pet name
for all penii.
When in a gay love clinch,
when your partner gets naked do you sing Hey Jealousy by the Gin Blossoms?
Yes.
Then follow it up with House of Jealous Lovers.
Is that your pet name
for your anal passage?
*gay abandon*
*Abandon all hope*
*Ye who enter*
I've got that tattooed
on my buttocks.
I've got your buttocks
tattoed on my face.
i've got your face
tattooed on to my scrotum to scare away predators.
I am
a predator. And I aint scared of my face. YOU LOSE
you'll be scared
when you see your face stretched out to three times its normal width on my ball sac.
It you had one that size, MAYBE
But I've heard that they call you Jimmy Narrow Sac on the mean streets of Headingly. True story.
it may be narrow
but, blimey, is it stretchy...
it used to make me feel sick
for 4 long years
one of my friends
calls his girlfriend "bobo" and she calls him "baba".
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Hahahahaaaa
Hahaha. Ace.
listening to them talk to each other on the phone
is like hearing every cliche about couples doing baby voices ever acted out in real life.