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I left my sandwiches in the fridge at home. There is no worse start to the day than this realisation. Gah.
at least now you can go out for lunch.
I suggest a liquid one.
I may try and set up a tab at the local though. This could work well.
I also forgot my tin opener, bowl and portable microwave.
What a fool I am.
a spoon ?
You've come out without your portable microwave? You're not having a good day, are you?
pack mine the night before so I don't forget it.
Up there for thinking...
...down there for dancing
How much Â£Â£Â£ do you have?
All bank transfers greatfully accepted. Please contribute towards the 'Bamos Is Going to Fade Away Fund' (of BIGFAF). Can I pay for lunch on paypal, you reckon?
or, at least, use your oyster..
Stupid South Eastern Trains won't implement them. UBER-GAH.
Buy two Freddo Frogs.
and a 5p Lollipop.
Or just steal. I know you look professional (:0) and they won't suspect you.
You could get two packets of space invaders. Or one packet and a Chomp.
and lend you a tenner if you want?!
and give you a wedgie if you want?!
More specific, please....
And SCL - I would, but I will have to borrow a tenner to be able to afford the train into town in the first place, which may well defeat the object.
I'm hungry already :(
The caffiene will act as a hunger supressent. Though you'll need to wee every 10 minutes.
shitty machine, which makes Tea that tastes like it was strained through Compo's piss-stained gusset.
But, needs must...
that sounds great, Marylebone okay?!
I'm the one in the tie with the briefcase. Don't be shy, just come right up and ask me to wedgie you
try looking forward to 9 hours of lectures when you've been up since 1pm yesterday doing coursework.
the pro plus pills by my right elbow are looking like my only hope..
bouncing down a yorkshire hill in a modified bath on wheels contraption
thing in the work fridge at the moment is some white wine and a four-day old chicken curry. The wine is currently winning.
Also, I don't like bananas :(
thread title ever, you have my sympathies, I feel for you.
The upside is that I'm having lunch on the company expenses, and it's a curry.
And I've got a free pizza tonight out in Pizza Express as my mate is a Mystery Shopper.
mystery shopper mate. Or at least a Mystery Drinker.
Banks's used to have them. They were fun.
in order to rate services.
i want to be one!
98% on a Mystery Drinker report. HIghest mark EVER in our area. And I was the manager at the time. Dang, I ran a tight ship. It made me proud, anyway...
You can sign up to loads and it's worth a lot of money.
But I can't be arsed with it. Bamos, you could sign up...
son, I will be signing up later this evening. Zonino!
Did you sort out the lunch woe?
Am concerned as have just eaten mine/finished mine... and thought of you.
who works on the magazine opposite mine bought me a sandwich and a bag of crisps and a Kit Kat Chunky. That is a GOOD colleague, doing things above and beyond the call of duty.
so far i have eaten:
- one hummous sarnie
- one quorn 'turkey with cranberry' sarnie
i have left:
- one quorn sarnie
- packet of wotsits
- half a packet of "pink panther" pink wafers
- a twix i've been eying up in the vending machine
you disgust me.
Just send me the twix and we'll say no more about it.
than your face
Houmous? Hummous? Hummmmmass?
It's fucking rank, however you spell it.
with my FISTS.
I have only ever had Hummuss once.
It tasted like electricity. I didn't like it
EVERYONE STOP DISSING HHUMMMUSSS.
glad the lunch sorted itself out.
you work with GOOD PEOPLE.
Did Bamos survive? Did he have to resort to eating free toothpaste samples?
opposite Bamos bought him a sandwhich and a chunky kit kat and a bag of crisps. He is a GOOD colleague (see a few posts up).
I too feel like a weight has lifted from my mind!
has bamos remembered his lunch today?