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I'm going to write an essay about this man, I'll post it when I'm done perhaps...
"I am different, but cleverer."
to an anal massage for a headache?
I read that one too. http://www.dagbladet.no/dinside/2006/04/04/462763.html he's holding up his "bumfinger". He's also asked the relatives of diseased to lighten the mood by telling jokes that rag on the Swedish, and to have burst out laughing and covered his eyes when a female patient took her top off.
I love how he claims that it's an internationally revered technique. I can safely say, as a person who suffers from back problems, that I've never been poked in the bum. Thank fuck.
try it. dare ya.
Christ - how bizarre... I put my back out this morning, by standing up the 'wrong way' (it's still sore) but I doubt, even in my most dire state of pain, would I request some kind of anal massage for this to be, er, 'healed'.
This is funny.
he's not my GP.
is in Norwegian - not swedish
but it's pretty close
Apparently both languages sound like "someone talking backwards" to British people.
I was stood there in mute desperation as this woman pelted me with some kind of story expressed in a guttral accent that was not resembling anything I've ever heard before.
it's well foreign
people from western Norway. You have to communicate with them using grunts, shrugs and by pointing/mimicking things. Ordering a burger up there is like playing pictionary.
I picked a sock up and BANG! the right side of my lower back kicked out.
I'm quite sad - this means either:
a. I'm getting old
b. I slept badly and in the wrong position last night
c. both of the above....
/What should I do? Visit the Anal Doctor?? Ha ha ha ha - joke....
* that sounds worse than it means - what I mean is that they would life their leg up and I would be standing straight...
* no, it was my own sock on the floor
* Abandon reply
have respect for your elders, Mister/s.
cup of tea?
* just off making one now.
Someone is talking about deep fried haggis at work and I feel disturbed. New thread... Cow feet soup... chicken feet soup... Deep fried tripe with lemon...
looks like a fetus wrapped in cling film.
*rushes off to make tea
* picks self up due to lazy 'hip' bone on right hand side
* crawls to kitchenette at work
* mutters something about haggis and feotus in cling film
* hangs head in shame
* passes out
like something I'd do at work. I mean, say something utterly horrible that has your boss give you nasty looks for three months.
Thanks for that.