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I've texted him to delete cookies but it's a bit odd...
and has gone down the shop.
... now i want cookies :(
and using this as an attention seeking ploy.
Don't see me texting anyone about it do you?
If it was a 'Theo?' emergency, what would you do?
his hotline is open 24/7.
how was the chorizo, Monpot? thanks for the recipe...
How come you are on line today anyhow?
God I hate being a whatever-the-hell-I-am.
The soup was ace yes. Your addvice was solid, and the extra ingredients worked a treat. Good work.
Right, I'm off now. BYE DiS x
You poor thing but your not missing out on anything
hands on hips!
bamos says clap your hands!
stand on one foot!
GOTCHA! I didn't say 'bamos says'!
they seek him here
they seek him there
in the pie shops
near bromley (bad rhyme, sorry)
They seek him here
They seek him there....
But using Firefox seems to work fine, has he tried using that?
nor am I convinced he'd know how even if he could...
you're probably right.
Can he still read this? I could say whatever I like about him and he can't answer back.
Couldn't someone send him a Firefox screenshot? He could colour his screen in then so at least it looked the same...
And yes, Colonel_K, he can still read this.. he just can't interact, I 'm sure...........?
a couple of days ago. Definitely the cookies. He just needs some guidance. YOU NEED SOME GUIDANCE.
Why am I shouting at him?
and he's in London. How is he going to hear you otherwise?
although I am actually in Cambridge. But what I mean is why would I want to talk to THE WORST OF THE MOFOS*.
Yeah. That's right.
*Excluding commandercool and tony wright
It hasn't been the same since Tony went solo.
I caught his act on another message board the other day, he was reduced to making mother-in-law jokes to win popularity. Such a waste.
Can't interact shall we talk about him?? ;o)
I thought I was talking to a faxed replica of him. A faxsimile if you will.
I heard that he's got webbed feet, and that once he sneezed and his brain fell out of his ear, and the doctor had to pritt-stick it back in
That wouldn't be nice.
So yes, I think we should
shut the hell up.
I'm hoping that you won't take the feet thing personally. You should just let it go.
Like water off a ducks back
and let's not forget the amount of frogspawn you produce.
I don't want to know about.
You might step on my big flappy feet.
It works! I didn't even have to delete no cookies. Whatever they are.
Cookies?? Whass up, yo?
I blame Theo? though. Entirely. Everything is his fault.
nice to see you anyway. How have you been?
Although I have a very long eyelash that is doing it's best to blind me. Anyone know any good eyelash removal techniques, not involving either a) pain or b) the chance for some scissors to slip into my eye through clumsiness.
sweep them lashes up, then flirt. That or tweezers, but that will hurt a lot
that was more complicated than mine!
How do I look? *batters eyelids*
You look bruised!
It's a four-way COMEDY BOMBARDMENT!!!
as we used to call it in clown school.
combardment in my bedroom, where I keep all my jokes.
clear your desk.
Like, with a bat?
You look bruised dude, you look bruised
There are significant differences in the anatomy of the follicles between the two lids. For an electrolysis needle to completely contact 95% of all follicles, it must be inserted 2.4 mm into the upper lid and 1.4 mm into the lower lid (mean depth +2 SD). Argon laser ablation requires a beam width of < 200 and < 250 microns for the lower and upper lids, respectively, to treated similar depths as electrolysis. The higher proportion of actively growing upper lid follicles explains why upper lid lashes are longer.
You haven't even responded to my PM, y'bast!
Not that I'm sure it demanded a response. I can't remember really what it said, now.
Although I have to make sure I don't make an error and get the cheap version, Argos Laser Ablation. That could be catastrophic.
you look tasty bamos. mmmm.
with milk and beer and flour. Like scampi but with added yum