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what's that sound
It worked for my cactus. Are you a cactus?
, but I wanna beat Petre Crouchette. He is 6 foot 7. Right, Miracle Gro, where is the nearest Homebase to Guildford? Probably one in Guildford. Are they open now? See ya.
While you're here. I've made you a CD, I really have. However, because I am a buffoon, I put on one of the songs that you put on yours. Thus, would you like a new one, or shall I send it anyway and make us song brothers?
Regards, Bamos T Stupid.
greetings. To be honest i don't mind mate, send it anyway, I'm sure it will rock, and thank you!
Cheers El Song Brother!
Sorry- had to finish it... it's like, a compulsive addiction.
Caffeine's what you need.
Was the original Buffalo Springfield, or have I made that up?
*can I call you that?
Ah, the innuendo opportunity, right there. ON A PLATE. Not my winky thing.
I'll shut up now.
in a minute.
we do it quite regularly. I think he's grooming me.
on my pubes right away, Sir.
Baby bio or nothing!
I think it would sound me wierd calling you BAMMY in the real world - maybe when I get to know you better then...
I've ever been called Bammy in the real world. I don't know how I'd react. I might SNAP and break yo neck. EASY.
Or I might just, y'know, carry on as normal. Ya takes your chances...
It's almost worth 'trying'... But like I said, I'll wait - I'll choose my moment carefully... when you least expect it... when I think the time is right for you.
of me getting angry? That's not fair. I could, you know. Maybe. :*(
I remember when you killed Sadpunk :****@(
*neck brace is on firmly locked...
Called Bamos 'bam-bam', at which point the dental journalist sliced his head off with a biro.
He was asking for it, though.
Don't tell lies. You know how angry I get when people LIE.
but at things like:
- missing buses
- falling asleep on buses
- losing ciggarettes and keys
- spilling cider
- green alligators losing their filling/stuffing and it falling into your eyes/nostrils/ears
- burning shirts
- spilling mik..
Ya know, the usual, BaMMY
while you are sleeping.
any more. Just confused as to why they keep happening :/
by like a whole 20 minutes
in this thread ?
It's a psychologist!
I meant psychiatrist!
Help! I'm A Fish! ?
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm a bit scared of you now. So: Yes.
Help! I've lost my house keys?
I'm stunned !
why do my boring threads always generate so many replies and my interesting ones get about 4 replies??
You need to stun Lyle, then the floodgates open.
the gates of hell are open now.
This thread is the devil !
You inspired me.
I need some fucking counselling.