Not the long running Agaslag Christie play, but the even longer running shoddy board game.
I used to have it when I was a kid - it didn't fucking work properly even ONCE.
I played it for the first time in about 15 years last night (newish version) and it STILL didn't work.
Even domino rally was slightly less frustrating.
So: board games that people like but are actually shit. GO!