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and it's crying and all the women are touching it.
am i right to be annoyed or does this make a bad person?
its proper lame for people to bring in babies.
go visit them at home
i do like kids tho
not like that
I always feel inadequate when people do that at my work and take great steps to avoid the cooing circle. Plus babies always fit into one of two categories: very cute or bloody ugly, and I'm not a very good liar.
it might happen, in a Uri Geller type of way.
and people have told me this makes me a horrible person.
i just think babies are pointless and stupid. who needs them?
but babies aren't pointless! They are kind of essential if the world is to continue.
Babies are boring though, they don't get interesting until they can talk.
cos what if they turn into a chav or a criminal or something?
i don't like them. they're icky.
to have an excuse not to do work.
that's what dis is here for...
other peoples babies do not belong in the workplace or on public transport.
i do hope you are fucking joking!
if it ignores you, that shows a lack of respect, and you'll need to teach it a lesson about office etiquette
but the people who bring them in are complete arse helmets.
ruined my lunch.
HAHAHA it was just sick on someone. serves the fucker right.
a high five
I AM URI GELLER
uri gayler :P
actually no, i haven't broken the official secrets act and i do wash my hair.
so I know you're not David Shayler.
it always makes me want to buy Jacob's cream crackers.
Not that I stay in on Friday nights of course.
Because I don't.
is right !
that's not my point.
but they wouldn't let me bring a dog into work, so why are babies allowed?
dog's are ace.
I don't have one.
and you don't want to invite them all at home...
Sot at work : everyone is happy to see him/her and you don't see someone you don't want at home !
Babies are not only cool as fuck, but they are the fucking future. Statistics say that most of us will have one at some point. So stop acting so cool and fucking hip and embrace the vomit/shit/piss.
Babies = Cool
PS. zxcvvbnm, my baby is cooler than yours.
if you put sunglasses on them and a leather jacket and pretend they're the terminator.
He will walk before yours...
someone has just brought one of the tiny fuckers in here. This is my signal to leave
of their arms as you go. or vomit on it in preemptive revenge.
I'm hoping to have a baby this year, well, the Mrs is!
I can't wait and will probably take it into work if/when it happens.
And I will train it to wee on the haters!