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girls, say no and insist on buying him and yourself a drink. There's a good girl.
Decline politely and offer to go straight to the frenzied lovemaking.
there's no reason she can't do both.
"would you like a drink?"
"oh, yes please, i'll have..."
i get so much action it's not even funny.
don't baulk at the price, just smile and pay it.
(this delay makes it look like that took me ages. If you're reading this in 20 years time, I was really witty, but the site broke down. Also, I've buried a time capsule in Bromley. It contains Alan McGee's wizened old face, two singles by a band who topped the hit parade called 'The Others' and a poster of someone we called 'Pete Doherty'. THis won't mean anything to you, but at least you can laugh at the fashions of a bygone age, eh?)
Hey future readers, he is r-e-a-l-l-y slow.
Hey, Future readers! Bob actually spells all of his words like he did with 'really' above. He just forgot to take the dashes out this time. It's how he was taught in his 'special' school to make sure he didn't make a mistake.
Note to future readers - Bamos and bobbgeorge are both retards. And they like Britpop :-P
Update for future readers! At the same special school bamos used to put dashes in his words until the teachers told him to stop copying me, then my mum confronted his mum and asked him why she used to buy him all the same clothes as I wore, so she went out and bought him some stupid big red shoes, which incidentally, he still wore in March 2006.
Both of Fu!
Dear Future Readers, What Bob fails to mention is that red shoes are the height of fashion. I advise you to check out Kate Bush, who was probably nominated for Best Female at the Brits in the year you're reading this. She loved red shoes. Also, he's just jealous cos his mum wanted to get lezzy (which is my new favourite phrase) with my mum, and my mum turned her down.
the Marco Fu, Mark King combo there bamos :-D
Future readers! Incidentally my mum only wanted to lezzy with Bamos' mum because my mum is a big snooker fan and wanted to get with a Bill Werbeniuk look-a-like.
Does that work?
to go into your pocket.
I think this thread is near enough dead guys
ahh reverse psychology
this is virgoing on the ridiculous
then how was everyones day. give it a rating out of 10
new vending machine was delivered today causeed amazement in my office. hence the 7
* this is why I am so poor for the next month. Sob.
known to buy six pound shots of whiskey for people who dont get a round in afterwards.
you did have some of my gin...
I'll bring more Gin to Truck.
you drank all my beer too. :)
he's a little minx that jonesy.
u at all festivals this year then.