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when a boy offers to buy you a drink

bobbygeorge [Edit] [Delete] 47 replies 16:16, 30 March '06

girls, say no and insist on buying him and yourself a drink. There's a good girl.

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    Decline politely and offer to go straight to the frenzied lovemaking.

    Stealthy | 30 Mar '06, 16:17 | X
    • i disagree

      there's no reason she can't do both.

      guntrip @Stealthy | 30 Mar '06, 16:19 | X
  • Fancy a drink Bob-By-George?

    bamos | 30 Mar '06, 16:17 | X
    • Yes please, B.A. Mos

      bobbygeorge @bamos | 30 Mar '06, 16:18 | X
  • these threads are making me thirsty

    homesick_alien | 30 Mar '06, 16:19 | X
  • an outstanding idea.

    guntrip | 30 Mar '06, 16:20 | X
  • i'd go for the old:

    "would you like a drink?"

    "oh, yes please, i'll have..."

    "YEH-WELL-YOU-KNOW-WHERE-THE-BAR-IS-HAHAHA-PWNED"

    i get so much action it's not even funny.

    84joe | 30 Mar '06, 16:25 | X
    • genuine lols

      rapscalion-jones @84joe | 30 Mar '06, 18:22 | X
  • Oh, and if the boy asks for a pint of Leffe

    don't baulk at the price, just smile and pay it.

    bobbygeorge | 30 Mar '06, 16:25 | X
    • *cue witty snooker jokes...*

      bamos @bobbygeorge | 30 Mar '06, 16:27 | X
      • You Drago first.

        bobbygeorge @bamos | 30 Mar '06, 16:29 | X
        • Wattana shall I say?

          (this delay makes it look like that took me ages. If you're reading this in 20 years time, I was really witty, but the site broke down. Also, I've buried a time capsule in Bromley. It contains Alan McGee's wizened old face, two singles by a band who topped the hit parade called 'The Others' and a poster of someone we called 'Pete Doherty'. THis won't mean anything to you, but at least you can laugh at the fashions of a bygone age, eh?)

          bamos @bobbygeorge | 30 Mar '06, 17:24 | X
          • Just Robidoux your best.

            Hey future readers, he is r-e-a-l-l-y slow.

            bobbygeorge @bamos | 30 Mar '06, 17:25 | X
            • Ok...Oh, I still don't Know(les)...

              Hey, Future readers! Bob actually spells all of his words like he did with 'really' above. He just forgot to take the dashes out this time. It's how he was taught in his 'special' school to make sure he didn't make a mistake.

              bamos @bobbygeorge | 30 Mar '06, 17:27 | X
              • Please (Eb)don't start this pun business again...

                Note to future readers - Bamos and bobbgeorge are both retards. And they like Britpop :-P

                tom_from_sparks @bamos | 30 Mar '06, 17:30 | X
              • Well, don't ask Meo.

                Update for future readers! At the same special school bamos used to put dashes in his words until the teachers told him to stop copying me, then my mum confronted his mum and asked him why she used to buy him all the same clothes as I wore, so she went out and bought him some stupid big red shoes, which incidentally, he still wore in March 2006.

                bobbygeorge @bamos | 30 Mar '06, 17:34 | X
                • Fuck Fu!

                  Both of Fu!

                  Dear Future Readers, What Bob fails to mention is that red shoes are the height of fashion. I advise you to check out Kate Bush, who was probably nominated for Best Female at the Brits in the year you're reading this. She loved red shoes. Also, he's just jealous cos his mum wanted to get lezzy (which is my new favourite phrase) with my mum, and my mum turned her down.

                  bamos @bobbygeorge | 30 Mar '06, 17:40 | X
                  • You missed...

                    the Marco Fu, Mark King combo there bamos :-D

                    tom_from_sparks @bamos | 30 Mar '06, 17:41 | X
                    • Damn, I am a retard

                      bamos @tom_from_sparks | 30 Mar '06, 17:42 | X
                  • Oi! Reel your werbeniuk in!

                    Future readers! Incidentally my mum only wanted to lezzy with Bamos' mum because my mum is a big snooker fan and wanted to get with a Bill Werbeniuk look-a-like.

                    bobbygeorge @bamos | 30 Mar '06, 17:44 | X
                    • I think we've deviated from the subject somewhat

                      junkstaposition @bobbygeorge | 30 Mar '06, 18:04 | X
                      • I'll deviate your subject

                        *abandon cue*

                        bamos @junkstaposition | 30 Mar '06, 18:05 | X
                        • She's right, this thread is a mess.

                          *clears up*

                          Does that work?

                          bobbygeorge @bamos | 30 Mar '06, 18:06 | X
                        • I'll nominate a ball

                          to go into your pocket.

                          colonol_k @bamos | 30 Mar '06, 18:06 | X
                      • Well give us a pun and we go on like Parrott's

                        tom_from_sparks @junkstaposition | 30 Mar '06, 18:06 | X
                        • It's true, we Mountjoy it!

                          bobbygeorge @tom_from_sparks | 30 Mar '06, 18:07 | X
                          • We're Taylor-made for it

                            bamos @bobbygeorge | 30 Mar '06, 18:08 | X
                            • deviate ..your..subject?

                              I think this thread is near enough dead guys

                              junkstaposition @bamos | 30 Mar '06, 18:20 | X
                              • hello

                                prole-art-threat @junkstaposition | 30 Mar '06, 18:23 | X
                                • mmmm

                                  drink.

                                  adman2001 @prole-art-threat | 30 Mar '06, 18:23 | X
                                  • *revived*

                                    ahh reverse psychology

                                    junkstaposition @adman2001 | 30 Mar '06, 18:25 | X
                                • hiya prole

                                  tom_from_sparks @prole-art-threat | 30 Mar '06, 18:25 | X
                            • C'mon Bam Bam

                              this is virgoing on the ridiculous

                              rapscalion-jones @bamos | 30 Mar '06, 18:25 | X
                              • if we are looking in this thread for life

                                then how was everyones day. give it a rating out of 10

                                adman2001 @rapscalion-jones | 30 Mar '06, 18:26 | X
                                • 6

                                  rapscalion-jones @adman2001 | 30 Mar '06, 18:28 | X
                                • 4

                                  bobbygeorge @adman2001 | 30 Mar '06, 18:28 | X
                                  • 5

                                    tom_from_sparks @bobbygeorge | 30 Mar '06, 18:29 | X
                                    • 7

                                      new vending machine was delivered today causeed amazement in my office. hence the 7

                                      adman2001 @tom_from_sparks | 30 Mar '06, 18:30 | X
  • When I'm flush, I've been known to buy rounds for the entire pub

    * this is why I am so poor for the next month. Sob.

    Rose-Kitten | 30 Mar '06, 18:29 | X
    • when i'm drunk i've been

      known to buy six pound shots of whiskey for people who dont get a round in afterwards.

      :|

      Tom.

      rapscalion-jones @Rose-Kitten | 30 Mar '06, 18:31 | X
      • *hides*

        tom_from_sparks @rapscalion-jones | 30 Mar '06, 18:31 | X
        • Um...

          you did have some of my gin...

          I'll bring more Gin to Truck.

          tom_from_sparks @tom_from_sparks | 30 Mar '06, 18:32 | X
          • ekchallente

            :D

            you drank all my beer too. :)

            rapscalion-jones @tom_from_sparks | 30 Mar '06, 18:34 | X
            • have you two made up now?

              bobbygeorge @rapscalion-jones | 30 Mar '06, 18:37 | X
              • Yeah...

                he's a little minx that jonesy.

                tom_from_sparks @bobbygeorge | 30 Mar '06, 18:40 | X
                • less of the little

                  rapscalion-jones @tom_from_sparks | 30 Mar '06, 18:40 | X
      • im with

        u at all festivals this year then.

        adman2001 @rapscalion-jones | 30 Mar '06, 18:31 | X
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