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Honestly, how to you think the opposite sex views you...???
Honestly, well I take not running away screaming as a sign that I'm not a walking disaster.
really not. i don't have any problems with my looks or anything, particularly (though my haircut makes me look about 12). this is totally contradictory to my supposed arrogance, giving rise to the sort of mystery that only DiS can help me solve.
I am sure that a lot of the teenage guys on here would love to go out on a date with you.
(god is this soliciting? will i get thrown into jail? note to ask restlessboy...)
as alien as that might seem.
Are you sure that's hygenic?
I decided to live dangerously!
Actually. No. Forget I said that.
though i'm never been super-successful with the women and i've never had someone tell me that i'm good looking so i guess average or below?
that sounds like a good game
I have a very pretty girlfriend. I rarely get approached my females. Probably about 1 in 5 nights out(ish) and about 1 in 5 of those females seems to be ok.
I have been described as 'cute', which sounds rather like you'd describe a puppy. Hmm. :-/
I hate being cute (when i get accused of it)
and women like to ruffle my hair as if they are my mum or something.
mrs colonel_k seems happy enough with my appearance though, so that's enough for me.
when I have to get by people on a bus, tube - most people make me feel like they might have molested my in my childhood everytime they do and I hope this is not a common feeling LOL
GOD GOT TO STOP SAYING LOL
9, if im not (much more likely), 6.
but I'm generally happy and smiley!
average. I just blend in.
and become a drug dealer. serious money to be made.
I could also dabble in contract killings. The future is bright.
or Mike Reid
you won't have to be sexy when you're incredibly rich and volatile.
as we have breasts?
does that make any sense or am i talking bollocks?
which do make ALL women sexy
Pretty sure girls don't have bollocks. It's been a while since I've had the chance to find out though.
jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx
no wonder our children aren't safe on the streets after 3am
are rubbish really. lame.
they really are weapons.
would you rather have MASSIVE breasts, or none at all?
would be horrid. i mean, 40GG or something.
i'd take the small ones. unless i was really fat, in which case i'd be all out of proportion and weird looking.
but wouldn't like to have none at all.
of the week so far
Look what you've done now, you've made bobbygeorge cry
even though i look like a complete tit?
if I can get a small business loan to persue this venture?
as there are three avenues of negotiation open to you: remind the government of their commitment to support Britain's 'enterprise culture', bribe them with drugs, or shoot them in the face and take the money.
they can't all fail.
when we saw you. I'm sure you must have slayed the laydeez a few times...
I'm not slaying ladies with a giant sword...
you fancy all of the men on DiS.
you should be more choosy
you big sack of milky manlove, you.
stop calling me by a name that's not mine
it's me he just called a big sack of milky manlove.
in recompense for my earlier blunders. You're both very sexy.
And look how much I love you both? I moved past 9666 posts just to say this.
Thanks Theo, you don't scrub up bad yourself!
Gerald Ratner, after he declared his jewellery to be shit...
used to be "cute" as iShotTheDeputy put, but that seems to have progressed to "nice" over the years - maybe thats the gray hair kicking in.
but you're the same age as me and I was described as 'cute' late last year, grey hairs and all.
its cos ive slowly turned into a grumpy fucker over the years! just noticed the age thing is wrong on my profile too... must be static from when it was created.
I'm okay now.
They even notice i exist.
isn't it? meh
"who said that" but I don't feel like it.
Your not so bad Jonesy, even quite pleasent :-)
Remember anyway that looks are temporary but personality is permenant.
Although I suppose you can have a sexy personality...
you say the nicest things...
in a completely different way depending on who it is we're talking about. I guess the question is really about how you see yourself and rate your own attractiveness. To which I guess most people's answer would be along the lines of 'sometimes I look good, other times I look shit, dunno really'. Self image seems almost as subjective and changeable as how different people might see you.
being called a 'sexy cunt' once is the highlight of my life so far
'pretty' than 'sexy'.
meh, being sexy seems like hard work.
..me being female too. I always get men coming on to me twice my age as well. Infact the other day a guy bought me some raffel tickets in a pub. I made my excuses and made a swift exit after that. To answer the question, nothing special, but can get by.
Didnt get him anywhere-just left him a pound down ;)
buy more than one strip.
*rig the raffle to impress women*
a woman impressed by a raffle, is probably not "all that"
You girls are expensive.
you're much better than "nothing special". well done you.
No, dont. I look scary on those pictures. And theyre old.
i will comment u!!
is the least scary photo ever. maybe.
you aren't a scary looking girl, just a rather nice looking one.
I will definitely not be saying on a public forum that she is HOT.
anything guilt worthy...
my digging holes is fun...
4 years isn't such a big gap...
*insert sticking out tongue face*
Can someone get me out of this hole now?
Can't we all just pretend we're guys the same age, sharing a bit of banter?
Its not strictly illegal. Morally wrong i guess. But not illegal.
Here, have a sweet.
yeah. and he'd better not be, or he's out on his ear
I thought we were at the stage of wanting to experiment with new things now?
but you can't.
oo-er missus, she's a bit of a looker...
dial a date or summit?
thread of the week tho
And rapscalion..I dont take sweets from strangers, i was brought up well.
of randy boys it looks like
and bobby is as strange a stranger as you could meet...
from DiS altogether? Its not really just about the music, is it..
the music board is. good work on the new pornographers though. but deathset are better.
by talking about music..hehe
They don't call themselves 'The New Pornographers' for nothing.
bobby george smells and is mean to kittens.
But the NP comment did make me lol
I don't wash and I once kicked Bagpuss.
oh well ok. Man, i feel like ive made a few friends on here today. Made my day
myspace friend requests galore
nor a dog. or sly.
It's a question of confidence - if you feel sexy about yourself then you generally are sexy in the eyes of the opposite sex (or the same sex, or both)
as for the question 'how do you think the opposite sex views you ..???'
I think I turn some people on, I think I terrify others and there are yet still more for whom I don't even appear on their radar
you're not really on mine...
ppl make yr mind up on my myspace:
everyone think of how i look then??
'But you arent pretty either'
I wasnt meaning that
*Digs self further into hole*
keep it real!
i am today, im bunged up with a cold and "flu like symptoms"
LEMSIP MAX STRENGTH, ITS HARDCORE!!
throw you out of bed for eating biscuits...
Just so that he doesnt feel left out.
Your face seems rather blurred. Hope its not like that in real life
thus i am cursed.
what about if i had a pot noodle.
what he looks like, its all good.
AND EVEYONE SHOULD ADD ME ON MYSPACE. cos im ill and i need attention.
Yeah, you can eat a pot noodle, just as long as it ain't beef and tomato.
it will be chow mein!!!!!! fucking love that flavour as well as nice n spicy.
just make sure I get a spoonfull of your pot noodle and your manlove...
man leave me alone!!
top 1, gooo delve!!
What's he going to do with the rest?
and place it in a jar for a unsuspecting person.
don't blame them really.
But i'm certainly in the top 1.
aint that right delve?
*(not strictly true)
jimmy nail, id do him and his crocodile shoes ne day
to share your Jimmy Nail joke
like a black man in a female midget. nailed it GOOOOOODDD
it's an interesting one...
women want to be with me. Unless they're gay in which case it's the other way round. Or bi in which case it's both.
There I said what you were all thinking.
how about everyone just PMs all the people they want to shag? a crush amnesty.
first DiS baby born in 9 months?
I might pick a random name and do it..watch out
who think I'm capable of being serious on this forum.
and find out.
i wanted a random pm :(
I'm too clumsy, and too excitable. To be sexy, women need to be quiet and sophisticated and tall and stuff. I'll be thinking I'm doing ok, then I, liek, fall over.
Consequently, members of the opposite sex generally see me 'as a friend'. Hmm.
nah, women don't need to be quiet and sophistocated to be sexy at all.
all women hate me. Well, politically correct women do. ONE little joke about rohypnol and you're suddenly a bad egg.
In other news, I just had a haircut. I look fantastic.
my girlfriend cracked a joke about Christopher Reeves and his chair and I was sold...
>_< I'm a bad person
when he laughs
*monotone* AH. HA. HA.
he sounds like a zx spectrum loading when he laughs.
Seriously, clumsiness and I spose normality is quite sexy I think.
Makes us wanna look after you innit :)
Quiet and sophisticated women often come accross as boring and uninterested.
[Closes door. Leaves building.]
russell to come back.
Maybe I do..??
** mental note to talk to Therapist about this.
** I do want his squillions tho... honest to God.
which member is best?
look after them with your cock.
Yeah I think it is.
i think it's attractive, but not sexy...
I reckon I can be attractive, definitely, but not 'sexy'. I think that's something you've either got or you haven't.
people haven't though. sexy people are never as attractive as lovely clumsy fun friendly people.
after raz now. we've both been rejected.
just who exactly do I get?
Or am I ending up alone again, like the last time?
JOHN IS LIEK WELL LUSH!
But I'm easy, so what do I know?
for all the wrong reasons.
just once tho
It's not rocket science.
Sorry I'm feeling really angry atm.
Yes, I'm sexy.
to realise that I'm super hot, but a bit crazy/not good with schmoozing my way into girls pants...hence the many single years. Always seemed a bit dishonest to me to make smalltalk with some chick with big boobs, when all I wanted to do was to jizz on her, so I never learned how to do it.
I have a chick now though...and I'm amazed at all the 'you're so hot' compliments I get.
Badly unattractive. A cross between Andy Fordham and Bill Gates, with the personality of, well, Bill Gates