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of how I can make bamos' Life Hell at Truck!
I'm sharing with him!
I just come up with the ideas, it's up to you to make them work.
just a thought...
tell everyone you're his girlfriend?
Yeah, I was thinking that you could piss on him.
Something involving shit or piss should do it
I will have enough room for you in my tent if it all gets too much...
That sounds like it should be a double entendre, but it isn't
I'll give you one.
and bleed all over his stuff. That'll show him.
I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em out the park...
can we do tag team mischief, hannah?
put his hand in water in the night so he pisses his sleeping bag?
Yes I'm with you!
Tag team of terror!
HAS GONE BAMOS-LOOPY!
and have violent porno sex in the tent while hes in there.
er, abandon all hope? wut?
Thats hilarious! He'd explode!
"tres sexy. more thrusting next time though please 7/10"
thats bloody generous
and it'll illicit a reaction no doubt, but if you want to really get at him, in that quiet place at the back of his mind, you need to be subtle. Restrained. Maybe the overuse of a word. A trill in your laughter which reminds him of fingers on blackboard. A particular blend of perfume you like to use. Perhaps the way you like talking about the ways your cats and boyfriends compare. Make the foibles pile up, bit by bit, until halfway through Sunday he breaks, runs screaming and foaming into the fields, and rips open his intestines with his fingernails in an orgy of deepest despair.
Or just shit in his sleeping bag, that's always good for a laugh.