The lies that they told me:
1. If you make a silly face and the wind changes, your face will stay like that.
2. If you stir sugar in a drink clockwise, then stir it anti-clockwise, this will un-stir the sugar.
3. My cat Brandy "ran away" on bonfire night, and did not in fact get run over.
Now that I'm a grown up I know that these aren't true. LIARS!