What is your favoured tactic of recovery?
Do you like to go for the 'might as well go with this' way of thinking, and just let yourself hit the deck with full force, Drogba-style, and then lie there as if unconcious?
Do you get up as quickly as possible, and pretend it didn't really happen?
Do you get up quickly and giggle to yourself, as if you've told yourself a particularly appealing joke?
Or do you, as I did at Euston station last night, having completely missed the last six steps, turn your fall into a full-scale commando roll and ensure your finishing position is on one knee, with your fingers in gun shapes, pointing at the rapidly departing tube train?
I shouldn't drink anymore. I've got an old-skool scab on my knee and a cut on my finger :(