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to put in a magazine aimed at chavs
get a group to find out which chemically enhanced white cider is best.
This can also be done with Special Brew and all it's clones.
ridiculously large earrings without damaging your neck.
how tight a girl can tie her hair back.
pictures of coins glued to the page.
with the traditions of indiginous african tribes and discuss this with reference to the political aspects of hip hop.
for chav girls, showing what they could look like if they didnt dress so fucking stupidly.
to show whhat they could buy for the price of their trainers.
then give their details to the police
to be my deputy editor?
Just get lots of nice pictures of Fiddy and Nike Airs and i'm sure they'll be happy. Besides, i didn't know chavs could read...
'how to' guide of how to get a job.
guide on how to speak properly, so they know there are more words than "innit", "wot u lookin aaahht?" and "me 'n' daz are goin' darrn da chippie".
while wearing jacket, tracksuit and excessive gold.
Also on the same theme - designer gear for dogs - canine not feminine.
like...'a chav walks into a bar. Ouch.'
Or jokes for chav's 'a goth walks into a bar. Ouch'
....how to make your police curfew tag look more fashionable (QVC diamonte and argos gold accessories)
reebok classics.....how white can you get them?
you could also get a competition for the best street corner.....the winner gets a few ringtones (biggie smalls, ludacris etc)
but i don't think on_tha_run is a chav, he just drinks a lot!
of vicki pollards greatest moments. My favourite is when they make fun of teenage mothers...LOL
how much of it can you fit on one person?
there could be examples such as singles mothers with burberry prams and umbrellas
also...there could also be a weekly write in where the singe parents write in with the names of their new cildren. a bottle of mad dog 20 20 for the most outlandish, tacky name!
ideas for you to be getting on with Raz. It's ok, don't mention it
If you ever need ideas again, you know where we are!
by not acting like cunts?
can definitely see both sides of this one...
only one person could actually work on this magazine
making a magazine for chavs. ie. i need material that chavs want to read.
if you're making a magazine for essex girls you fill your jokes page with essex girl jokes.
i need original photos and don't fancy asking Real Life Chavs for pics of them hanging out on street corners and in McDonalds
bad experiences. don't ask.
maybe also a guide to car styling,
I also thought lordscopie had a good idea about designerware for dogs, maybe incorporating hip hop artists like DMX into it.
write an article about how having neon lights on the bottom of yr car could increase the risk of testicle cancer by 40%, and see if it flies.
And why are you writing for chavs?!?