there could be examples such as singles mothers with burberry prams and umbrellas
also...there could also be a weekly write in where the singe parents write in with the names of their new cildren. a bottle of mad dog 20 20 for the most outlandish, tacky name!
write
about milk.
You could...
get a group to find out which chemically enhanced white cider is best.
This can also be done with Special Brew and all it's clones.
how to wear
ridiculously large earrings without damaging your neck.
A contest to see...
how tight a girl can tie her hair back.
put in
pictures of coins glued to the page.
compare chav fashion
with the traditions of indiginous african tribes and discuss this with reference to the political aspects of hip hop.
a makeover thing
for chav girls, showing what they could look like if they didnt dress so fucking stupidly.
or a price comparison thing
to show whhat they could buy for the price of their trainers.
text and win happy slapping
then give their details to the police
do you want
to be my deputy editor?
i edit YOUR deputy
Don't write anything.
Just get lots of nice pictures of Fiddy and Nike Airs and i'm sure they'll be happy. Besides, i didn't know chavs could read...
A...
'how to' guide of how to get a job.
[/stereotypes]
a step by step
guide on how to speak properly, so they know there are more words than "innit", "wot u lookin aaahht?" and "me 'n' daz are goin' darrn da chippie".
where's on_tha_run???
How to keep cool in summer
while wearing jacket, tracksuit and excessive gold.
Also on the same theme - designer gear for dogs - canine not feminine.
Either jokes aimed at chav's
like...'a chav walks into a bar. Ouch.'
Or jokes for chav's 'a goth walks into a bar. Ouch'
i got loads
....how to make your police curfew tag look more fashionable (QVC diamonte and argos gold accessories)
reebok classics.....how white can you get them?
you could also get a competition for the best street corner.....the winner gets a few ringtones (biggie smalls, ludacris etc)
stick may be given for this
but i don't think on_tha_run is a chav, he just drinks a lot!
Advice on teenage Parenthood
No that's a sensible thing to write about
then give them a free dvd
of vicki pollards greatest moments. My favourite is when they make fun of teenage mothers...LOL
burberry
how much of it can you fit on one person?
there could be examples such as singles mothers with burberry prams and umbrellas
also...there could also be a weekly write in where the singe parents write in with the names of their new cildren. a bottle of mad dog 20 20 for the most outlandish, tacky name!
I think that's enough
ideas for you to be getting on with Raz. It's ok, don't mention it
If you ever need ideas again, you know where we are!
guide to the best fast food places in the UK to hang out outside of
how about a feature on avoiding being stereotyped
by not acting like cunts?
can definitely see both sides of this one...
ok
only one person could actually work on this magazine
less_than_zero
making a magazine for chavs. ie. i need material that chavs want to read.
if you're making a magazine for essex girls you fill your jokes page with essex girl jokes.
are you any good at dressing up like chavs?
i need original photos and don't fancy asking Real Life Chavs for pics of them hanging out on street corners and in McDonalds
haha
bad experiences. don't ask.
cheers everyone!
a regular feature on the latest trainers?
maybe also a guide to car styling,
I also thought lordscopie had a good idea about designerware for dogs, maybe incorporating hip hop artists like DMX into it.
yep some good ones there indeed
hmm
write an article about how having neon lights on the bottom of yr car could increase the risk of testicle cancer by 40%, and see if it flies.
Jordan*
what magazine is it?
And why are you writing for chavs?!?