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I NEED IDEAS

-Raz- [Edit] [Delete] 36 replies 16:37, 26 March '06

to put in a magazine aimed at chavs

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  • write

    about milk.

    Filip | 26 Mar '06, 16:39 | X
  • You could...

    get a group to find out which chemically enhanced white cider is best.

    This can also be done with Special Brew and all it's clones.

    tom_from_sparks | 26 Mar '06, 16:40 | X
    • how to wear

      ridiculously large earrings without damaging your neck.

      Missy_Smelliot @tom_from_sparks | 26 Mar '06, 16:41 | X
      • A contest to see...

        how tight a girl can tie her hair back.

        tom_from_sparks @Missy_Smelliot | 26 Mar '06, 16:42 | X
  • put in

    pictures of coins glued to the page.

    sean | 26 Mar '06, 16:44 | X
  • compare chav fashion

    with the traditions of indiginous african tribes and discuss this with reference to the political aspects of hip hop.

    rapscalion-jones | 26 Mar '06, 16:45 | X
  • a makeover thing

    for chav girls, showing what they could look like if they didnt dress so fucking stupidly.

    alcxxk | 26 Mar '06, 16:46 | X
  • or a price comparison thing

    to show whhat they could buy for the price of their trainers.

    alcxxk | 26 Mar '06, 16:47 | X
    • text and win happy slapping

      then give their details to the police

      rapscalion-jones @alcxxk | 26 Mar '06, 16:49 | X
    • do you want

      to be my deputy editor?

      -Raz- @alcxxk | 26 Mar '06, 16:50 | X
      • i edit YOUR deputy

        alcxxk @-Raz- | 26 Mar '06, 16:54 | X
    • Don't write anything.

      Just get lots of nice pictures of Fiddy and Nike Airs and i'm sure they'll be happy. Besides, i didn't know chavs could read...

      Johnny_Cashew @alcxxk | 26 Mar '06, 19:54 | X
  • A...

    'how to' guide of how to get a job.

    [/stereotypes]

    tom_from_sparks | 26 Mar '06, 16:49 | X
    • a step by step

      guide on how to speak properly, so they know there are more words than "innit", "wot u lookin aaahht?" and "me 'n' daz are goin' darrn da chippie".

      shucks @tom_from_sparks | 26 Mar '06, 16:52 | X
      • where's on_tha_run???

        rapscalion-jones @shucks | 26 Mar '06, 16:53 | X
        • How to keep cool in summer

          while wearing jacket, tracksuit and excessive gold.

          Also on the same theme - designer gear for dogs - canine not feminine.

          lordscopie @feiticeria | 26 Mar '06, 19:44 | X
          • Either jokes aimed at chav's

            like...'a chav walks into a bar. Ouch.'
            Or jokes for chav's 'a goth walks into a bar. Ouch'

            less_than_zero @lordscopie | 26 Mar '06, 19:47 | X
            • i got loads

              ....how to make your police curfew tag look more fashionable (QVC diamonte and argos gold accessories)

              reebok classics.....how white can you get them?

              you could also get a competition for the best street corner.....the winner gets a few ringtones (biggie smalls, ludacris etc)

              Tuco @feiticeria | 26 Mar '06, 19:51 | X
            • stick may be given for this

              but i don't think on_tha_run is a chav, he just drinks a lot!

              ex_cynic @rapscalion-jones | 26 Mar '06, 19:55 | X
            • Advice on teenage Parenthood

              Johnny_Cashew | 26 Mar '06, 19:52 | X
              • No that's a sensible thing to write about

                Johnny_Cashew @Johnny_Cashew | 26 Mar '06, 19:53 | X
            • then give them a free dvd

              of vicki pollards greatest moments. My favourite is when they make fun of teenage mothers...LOL

              millionaire @wishpig | 26 Mar '06, 19:59 | X
            • burberry

              how much of it can you fit on one person?

              there could be examples such as singles mothers with burberry prams and umbrellas

              also...there could also be a weekly write in where the singe parents write in with the names of their new cildren. a bottle of mad dog 20 20 for the most outlandish, tacky name!

              Tuco @down_a_hole | 26 Mar '06, 20:01 | X
              • I think that's enough

                ideas for you to be getting on with Raz. It's ok, don't mention it
                If you ever need ideas again, you know where we are!

                Johnny_Cashew @Tuco | 26 Mar '06, 20:04 | X
            • guide to the best fast food places in the UK to hang out outside of

              lurchy2 @down_a_hole | 26 Mar '06, 20:03 | X
            • how about a feature on avoiding being stereotyped

              by not acting like cunts?

              can definitely see both sides of this one...

              ex_cynic @wishpig | 26 Mar '06, 22:42 | X
            • ok

              only one person could actually work on this magazine

              less_than_zero

              making a magazine for chavs. ie. i need material that chavs want to read.

              if you're making a magazine for essex girls you fill your jokes page with essex girl jokes.

              -Raz- | 26 Mar '06, 20:06 | X
              • are you any good at dressing up like chavs?

                i need original photos and don't fancy asking Real Life Chavs for pics of them hanging out on street corners and in McDonalds

                haha

                bad experiences. don't ask.

                cheers everyone!

                -Raz- @-Raz- | 26 Mar '06, 20:10 | X
              • a regular feature on the latest trainers?

                maybe also a guide to car styling,

                I also thought lordscopie had a good idea about designerware for dogs, maybe incorporating hip hop artists like DMX into it.

                lurchy2 @-Raz- | 26 Mar '06, 20:14 | X
                • yep some good ones there indeed

                  -Raz- @lurchy2 | 26 Mar '06, 20:19 | X
                  • hmm

                    write an article about how having neon lights on the bottom of yr car could increase the risk of testicle cancer by 40%, and see if it flies.

                    Jordan*

                    Jordan_229_2 @-Raz- | 26 Mar '06, 22:48 | X
            • what magazine is it?

              And why are you writing for chavs?!?

              natalia_27 | 26 Mar '06, 22:49 | X
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