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If only i had long nails
You seen about the fire in Newcastle on the news?
eh? Where what? link?
Theres a huge fire on the quayside.
Not much information though.
i usually mush up bananas in an attempt to open them.
i'm generall too lazy to eat fruit though.
Or am I just getting deja-vu?
then if you sit on it then the flesh will all fly out.
Get a friend to sit on it and then have your mouth open in expectation.
No one acts like cartoons.
and then the meat falls out.
hmmm... exciting stuff
let your nalls grow ?
I'm sure they'll be great in black...
and never have this problem. It's either your technique or the embarassment of being a man eating a banana in public.
with a knife...
Be careful now.
Must not mess with knives.
i have pens covered in dried banana
although Banana Bubbles the Breakfast cereal was quite nice. Had a catchy advert as well.
i have my shit hanging out all the time anyway.
what attracted me to you!
Bananas = hideous anyway
It's better off unpeeled. Much like a scab. Yeah. Bananas = fruit scabs