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what should i get her?
x factor loser's cd. no.
"Your father is your mother,
Your sister is your brother,
Cos' you all shag each other,
It's the Norwich family..."
gives me an idea
put some thought into it and get her a good book. If someone knows you well a good book is a great present to recieve.
what I'm getting on Sunday then?
round there and make her dinner
going to northampton for my grnadma too. i should probably think of something heartfelt for her too.
I think a Green and Blacks selection box should do the trick. Dark chocolate. So... tasty...
something heartfelt in a card, they like that best.
So I'm off da hook...
I've neglected to buy even a card. I'm dead
and my sister and i are going to say it's from us.
has just bought ours.
and i only owe her the tidy sum of Â£8. ace.
Is that officially lame?
It is a talking Cliff Richard card though.
She has a mum boner for Cliff.
they've got a big poster in the window saying 'Don't Forget Mothers' Day!' No-one would possibly buy their mum anything from Ann Summers, would they? Would they?!
I had 32 stitches after giving birth to Bamos.
That bitchcake better get me something good. Only joking. Home-made cards are treasured by all Mums, I should think.
PS: All I ask for in this world is some heartfelt PMs on Sunday (hint hint!)That would be nice. x
PPS: Isn't MUM a strange word.. Why do we have to call them Mum/Mummy? Mummyofbamos doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
forgot it was mother's day... haven't even got my mother a card. Does that make me a bad daughter?
(i couldn't resist that)
aah, comedy at it's best ;)
does that mean i get to start rapping..? (really badly?)
or hiphopping anyway.