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Ok Some of you may already have one, but if not use this link. I am now
DJ Penetrating Donkey
My family are so proud
I like it.
That was my actual DJ name
yuck I sound horrible
who DJed under the name of DJ Funkmasterhazard. He used to play speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed garridge. man. innit.
Stabby Go Go POP!
It somehow knew that my favourite hobby is going round and pulling girls knicker elastic...
the most groupie-preventing name since DJ Syphilis
Didn't we have this thread last week?
Anyway, I'm DJ Resounding Wizard or DJ Lawless Fang depending on my surname.
Both of which are better than Rachel Discrimination which is my real DJ name (that I never use any more on account of it's shit)
DJ Melodious Entity
at university had the name 'DJ Lager'...he did a night in the student union so i designed a poster saying 'DJ Lager - the only lager in the students union that wont be watered down'
what a mistake that was....we got summoned to the students union who completely tore s trip off us and threatened us with getting kicked off our course and a court case!! we humbly apologised and it was all forgotten about!
seems hilarious now!!
and I don't need a quiz to tell me that.
When I've actually DJ-ed at my short-lived night, NO IRON MAIDEN (we didn't play any Iron Maiden. This ultimately led to our downfall. People apparently WANT THE MAIDEN), my name was DJ Bored Housewife. My mate Dave was DJ Gastronomical Discharge. We tore the shizzle up.
Funnily enough, I was the only to dance to my own set, which consisted largely of Xiu Xiu and 65daysofstatic...
or DJ Ambient Jelly if i use Andrew instead of Andy
DJ friggin' 'BENT'.
Makes me sounds like a 70s obsessed 6th member of the spice girls...
My real DJ name is DJ Cif as I can clean a floor faster than anyone else.
DJ Shadow should be DJ Unstable Wizard according to that website. That's silly.
Joe Corcoran spins tunes as
DJ Dark Fornication.