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It keeps flashing up saying "How are you?"
The person who decided that was a good idea must have been onehelluva dick.
it would be like my phone is caring about my well-being instead of giving me testicular cancer when i have it in my pockets.
there's not enough compassion in today's electronic instruments.
That's the thing though. It doesn't care whether I live or die. It's an insincere phone. The worst kind.
how are you?
and now you're cancer-ridden
plenty of fresh veg and exercise should clear your condition up.
I've eaten about 789216435468436518618 of them today.
god will punish you for eating cow's lips
gelatine is made of. That's pretty gross.
But Haribo is full of sugary goodness so it makes up for it.
salt is what real relious people use instead of sugar.
my new religion: hare(krishna)bo
Because it is the work of Our Lord Jesus.
but yes, that too.
It's of the sun setting over the Worms Head in the Gower
I remember when phones were for making calls on.
Screensaver my arse.
my phone says "don't be dick" when i turn it on.
I DO need reminding every now and again
a whimsical haiku on a contemporary news story every time I switch it on.
but i never read them.
Today's football news
Southampton aren't very good shock
Judge_B sheds real tears
Well I sang "hey mousy mousy used to be a skate but she's alright now" at my sister and now I can't get it out of my head.
This is true but not interesting.