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channel 4 now, pure class
yes, i agree!
"Ah! They won't stop know but why!"
"That was actually about the decline of the textile industry. The subtext was hidden in the power of the bongo."
"One thing that confuses me, right. Who photographs kebabs?"
"Nasty chocolate, horrible little toy. A double wammy of disillisionment! I sometimes eat the toy out of sheer despair."
"Do not feed the terrorists."
"Piece of advice: do not do powerful hallucinagenics and go to the supermarket. Because you stand out."
The man is a genius.
das hokie kokie
it's spelt 'ja', for fuck's sake ...
He walks around like he's constantly avoiding cracks on the pavement.
Still, "I don't know much about Afghanistan but I do know it's full of terrorists, speaking as a mother"
But fell asleep.
OK comedic actor...ie black books. HIs stand up is fucking piss poor in my opinion. I cant stand him...he's a pillock.
He is maybe funny as a standup 30% of the time.
Didn't laugh once at Part Troll...smiled maybe twice. Had an urge to kill him constantly.
Well maybe that's a bit harsh. Bill's standup is certainly polarising- some people say: "What's this surreal tosh? Where's the bloody punchline?" Whereas I tend to think: "Oh my god that's so bloody WEIRD!"
But if you appreciate his brand of comedy, it's excellent. And what about his part in Spaced? That was great.
Saying "troll... dragon... ooooh!" isn't weird. It's trying to look weird, in a really banal and unweird way.
fact that he's REALLY FUNNY. I don't think he's trying to look weird at all.
it's the long surreal rambles that make it...
that was the 3rd time i've seen it and i was still chuckling.
"Hello! We're U2! Some old Celtic bollocks!"
He's the type of pillock who runs around the streets going 'look at me, im so random' chuckling like a fucking retard. It's not good at all. His part in Spaced? Wasn't much of a fucking part now was it? Fucking cunt.
I wanted to see that
The prick is murder and the cunt is Bill...and now you.
so now you're a cunt...and you didn't really have to be. It's going to linger over you for the rest of your life now. But just keep note at the positioning of posts. For your own sake.
I am a bit partial to a bit of Bill Bailey, I have to admit. Beats Peter Kay's stand up at any rate.
That's the worst. That Bill Bailey thing last night was about 50% funny and 50% not funny.
Also the whole bit moaning about how everyone judges him on his appearance was a bit rich given that he'd already made a few jokes previously involving him looking like a LOTR/Orc/Dwarf/whatever. Plus the show was called Part Troll.
Gervais is a cock.
it has some funny bits, but generally the jokes about orcs and stuff leave me cold. and i hate the "funny" songs.
dylan moran is way funnier. and he's sold out at the lowry :(
i always miss out on comedy tickets. is everyone else on some secret mailing list?
need a date?
in the "my girlfriend kissed somebody else" thread, as a matter of fact.
especially since he lives in london. i insist you accept my hand.
oh go on then.
*prepares to cut off own thumb as commemorative present*