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let's go !!!
because you talk to yourself
"i talk to chavs, jordan"
if i said it, it would be me telling you that
but you typed it
am covered in moles
have history of cancer in family.
i just pretend i already have cancer to save me getting upset when i find that i do.
my grandmother died of cancer, and my grandad on the other side had it. neither of my parents have tho. i hope its not something that is gonna skip a generation like diabetes or jewishness
make everything a joke
if everything's not already a joke you're doing something wrong
to smoke on the tube
into the "shouldn't be funny and isn't" category