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it couldn't lick its own arse. the owner had to wipe it with 'wet ones'.
the filthy so-and-sos.
an even a bigger cat in someone's flat some years ago. it took up half of the corridor and scared the shit out of me.
dogs>cats.. i agree
i hate cats. i could still love a fat dog.
when i was little and she was little chubby.. just because she'd nick food all the time, she was like a hoover. ha
there is some horrid woman cutting up a pork pie with scissors so she can feed it to her dog. i feel sick.
have no self respect, if you treat a dog like shit it will still adore you, cats will only hang around if you treat them right. This is why cats will ALWAYS be better than dogs, unless you're really needy.
Plus you can go our for the night (or 2 nights...) and leave a cat to look after itself, knowing it won't shit on your kitchen floor or annoy the neighbours howling or whatever. So cats are more punk rock too.
One of our cat used to be really fat (even when only fed on diet food) and we used to feel guilty at the vets, but then she got really sick and almost died, now she's a bit scrawny but the vet seems happy (or maybe that's because of the Â£500 he got paid in the last year).
with perfectly valid points!
plus bulldogs are clearly more punk, look at those spiked collars - RUFF.
it was a good programme though, eh? I liked the really aggressive woman threatening to beat up the dog groomer for daring to say her dog was a tad porky. Touched a sore spot?
[Dammit now I'll be singing Tina This Is Matthew Stone all night.]
You wouldn't want to put a spiky collar on a cat imagine when they get hungry and rub their head on your leg OUCH. Something soft, with fake diamonds, that's what you need, so the cat can feel even more superior than it already did.
Our recently scrawny cat enjoys losing collars knowing that by the time we bought a new one and a name tag and a magnetic whatsit for the cat flap it costs a tenner a time. Bastard.
this one too
it was like some trans-species version of that 'fat girls and feeders' programme from a while back. ugh.
that's like getting your mum to pierce your nose for you. cats are INDEPENDENTLY punk rock.
what you sayin' 'bout my mum?
except that her mastery of the art of ink and flesh leaves most other artists in her wake.
why, what did you think I was sayin'?
they're better to look at, less demanding, funnier (they have no sense of humour, so when they do something idiotic and make a funny, it's twice as amusing), less smelly, quieter [unless you're stuck with a siamese, in which case... HA HA, sucks to be you], and just have more self-respect. they're cooler. and they lick less. on a car journey, the dog would be the one going "ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? I NEED TO POO! ARE WE THERE YET? I'M GOING TO BE SICK!". the cat'd just go "...wake me up when we get there."
i do like dogs. i just like them much, much less than cats.
Cats smell like freshly washed wool.
Dogs smell like sewers.
They're fucking dickheads. Made my dad's job hell.
that spaniel. 6 slices of birthday cake? What a greedy shit. And he demolished the lot.
No, I was watching 'The Apprentice'.
Oh, hang on a minute...
are like obsessing mothers. they really piss me off. cat owners (much like cats) are infinitely cooler, more independent and simply mesmerising. i own a cat. ;-)
(And I'm not talking about 'wizard's sleeves' here!)
that is one big cat, think it was even fatter than the one on the programme last night.
But christ almight, those owners should be SHOT - Theo??
I can't Stand owners who overfeed their fucking pets.. DiSgraceful
people shouldn't be allowed to keep pets if they can't look after them responsibly. it's kinda sad that that video is on a funny videos site... there's not really anything funny about an animal, dependent on its owner's decisions about its care, getting to that state. poor thing.
how i ROFLed on the bus this morning when i saw that fucking cat in the metro. Garfield wasn't real! eating lasagne at that rate will lead to imlosion...or explosion of the cat. this cat is a cholesterol landmine!
JEEEEEEESUSSSSS. And the owner. What a thick bitch. "You're killing her" "No i'm not.....she likes it" Haha.And that was the only fattie not to lose weight. If she really didn't think it was fat whay did she go on a fat pets programme? twat.
cos cats are better.
I can't be bothered to go into it any deeper than that, but they are.
I've already written a stupidly long rant on why, and I can't be bothered to do it again. I think that was actually my longest post ever...