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Check this out - someone sent it to me...
and such a great location.
shame i'm tied into a contract till october. really. i'm DEVESTATED.
but I'm not sure if I have nice bonds. In fact, what the fuck is a bond?
comfy cotton... Traditional style but now very cool.. funky etc.
hmm is that racist? or does she just have a 'type' and stick to it? she's polite but emphatic about it.
that's really funny.
and if it's real, totally wrong.
and it's bastards like this that clog up central London so I can't live there. Hmmmph.
are currently applying, beat have been beaten by Babylove, who is already living in the flat.*
It looks like a joke.
all us DiS London boys aren't eligible, since after all we're all Nathan Barley wannabees and not avid gym goers. drat.
I forgot about the body builders thing.
The thing is, every bloke who's read that who has a well built body won't reply because he can already pull someone he knows is fit, and the woman applying is most likely a whale.
Brainlove's still interested.
He'll use Junkplanet's music to send her mental, and marry her when her head's fucked up.
is going to sign up to being cuffed, and having his armpits licked for two hours a week. Shudder.
. Close up pic of your armpits
but you're not 18; lying is wrong!
Stop spamming these boards with your personal ads!
people are weird.
is exactly what the buyer will end up doing with the pants, no doubt.
Haha, this is ace. They've removed her details now though :o(
I laughed my ass off at her saying no indians/eastern blah blah's. It's not racist, this woman just knows what she wants. Nowt wrong with that.
I'd have fitted the bill perfectly meself like haha, but London is hell. She'd have to pay me on TOP of free rent.
The fact that she wants to use someone as an object by paying for it rather makes her 'racism' less worrying, I mean it is her personal choice although she shouldn't state it like that and it is wrong to limit/label people like that but lets face it she is after specifics, she doesnt want a relationship she is also 'pitist' (i'm guessing she will turn down those with too much or too little hair and also fitest - prejudiced in her choice as to body type. I would call her an arse rather than racist.
I would never limit who I would have as a partner according to ethnic grouping, but she is not after a partner or even someone she likes....If she was a bloke she would be described as 'sick'
I used to agree with woody allen when he said in some film when he was going on a blind date 'oh my god, I hope she's a pervert'
The woman in this ad makes me realise how wrong I was.
could just as easily specify eye colour or number of limbs (amputees)as easily as ethnic groups, so that is why I think that its not pure racism....just perversion.
requiring men with enormous feet?.....please contact Tom
I am willing to gratify any large feet fetishes in return for Toffee Crisps.
that was my knee jerk reaction to the piece after I read it, now it sounds like she's a very picky shopper.
Seeing as you are gratifying her and recieving something in return (free rent) would that make the bloke a man whore?
ha ha.. funny term...
there are several around...
in my opinion...
i don't know if he's lying, but...
but i'm at work..
AND LET US KNOW
someone sent this to me too- and the email address is in the advert- the one I saw, anyway.
I googled 'kellstar96', and came up with a gay messageboard...and Kellstar96 was offering to perform any gay act, with anybody, for cash on video.
Doesn't come up when I search now, but it was there earlier..honest guv.
here it is...
Don't know why anyone would think the ad was on the level. It's either some feminist bitch from the Guardian having a giraffe, or as I suspect, a Gay Porn Baron looking for cover stars for his latest dvd about felching/fisting etc.
it's great isn't it. Who'da thunk you'd ever see a thread entitled
'do you like cock cheese?'
having been turned down by gumtree, you've decided to spread your evil to DiS?
"There is no committment and you are free to leave anytime. Once you are in, you are guaranteed to stay for at least 4 months even if we don't get along (i will sign a contract to this)"
How can you be free to leave anytime if she's forcing you to be her man-whore for four months?