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Hope you have a good day down in Stockton. Treat yourself to a parmo!
Treat yourself to a pizza with parma ham on it.
Treat yourself to a perm-o
Treat yourself to a porno.
treat yourself to a pasta meal, pronto.
help yourself to jell-o
Help yourself to some jailbait.
Erm...be sure to sample some jellyfish.
Make sure you gel your hair??
He's 32 don't you know...
I saw one of them once.
Treat yourself to some shelve(s)-o?
treat your self to some pelvic-o floor exercises.
I'm sure you know that you share it with Einstein
but did you know it's also the birthday of Lucy Hobbs Taylor - the first woman dentist!??
The astronauts Frank Borman and Gene Cernan
and Jordan 'mmmbop' Hanson
How I tire of hearing your bloody name at every conference I attend...
do yuo know much about Oral Hygiene?
I'm 19, I'm a big boy now!
I don't like Parmos, and I ain't getting a perm and i'm not sure how to helpmyself to some jailbait...
But consider the rest done.
and bad parmos.
Parmos are great.
All parmos are bad, just can't eat them at all... they make me sick.
yours sincerely etc.
Treat yourself to a promo, a perm, a porno or a prom, whichever you prefer