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jokes please. Im bored and would appreciate some sick humour. Im sure this place is full of it
How long does it take to microwave a baby?
I don't know! How long does it take dear rapscalion?
I was too busy having a wank!
what's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
(I do, and it's good :D)
six year old boy locked in my car boot.
ok guys, these are just sick, rather than un pc
But to join in the crudeness..
Have you heard the one
Q. How do you stop a baby from crying?
Bear in mind im not going to answer. Use your imaginations if you like
Bahahahahah that (unfortunatly) got quite good LOLage
THROW IT REALLY FUCKING HARD!
Even though they arent funny. But like, really arent actually funny.
same thing only three weeks later
Don't know what you were thinking you racist sods
that showed me.
but please don't explain it to me.
i can tell you not nice.
But when drunk, thats irrelevant mate
of www.mgcomics.net (i think thats right)
he got his gas bill.