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seen in the crowd at the south africa-austrailia match.
"Chuck Norris gont 489 not out from 31 balls"
there was no competition in the first place.
or so im told by unreliable sources anyway.
its also osama bin laden's birthday aswell if anyone cares
Chuck Norris once left the house with an erection. There were no survivors.
chuck norris got cold so he turned up the sun
doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth; he simply pours Listerine into his vodka twice a day.
Chuck Norris was the original Master of the Universe until He-Man drugged him and stole his sword. Chuck Norris retaliated by raping She-ra with He-Man's dead carcass.
...just by pointing and shouting "BOOYAH".
Chuck Norris once shot down a german plane by simply pointing at it and shouting "BANG".
It's no coincidence that the tattoo on Mike Tyson's face and the sole of Chuck Norris' boot share the same pattern.
just the speed of a chuck norris roundhouse.
of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object was answered when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.
Chuck Norris can divide by 0
the answer is infinity.
wanted 10 days to create the world.
Chuck only gave him 6.
was one of chuck's bungled DIY projects.
Chuck Norris does not bungle. Me MR Bungles
mother was called Mary.
chck norris once found another man named chuck norris and killed him for having sex with is wife, saying â€œnobody has sex with chuck norrisâ€™ wife except chuck norrisâ€?
Chuck Norris is rate good
just another fist
and grant mitchell once tried to ambush chuck norris. chuck raped them both, killed them both and had a threesome with their wives...then blew up the queen vic just by saying 'drinks are on the ouse'
tears are the cure for cancer, shame he never cries.
man i wanna watch some chuck now!
Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his
backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole,
and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with
When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a
roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
im using as many of these quotes as possible to make a chuck norris son. ive got the prinout with them all on so its gonna be immense. It will be on my myspazz peeps like by wednesday!
...he roundhouse Kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves.
with a pawn and a king, and can kill you 20 different ways with the rook alone
infinity, it just effectively is. But if you divide 1 by infinity, you don't get zero. So 1/0 doesn't equal infinity.