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Anyone else had any unfortunate incidents with vacuum cleaners?
it's a fake Dyson, so you can spot everything that accidentally goes into it, and get it out easily after. Can the badge be rescued?
We have one of those ones with the face on the front. Bertie or something...
I also used to chase my brother around with the vacuum cleaner, but that wasn't accidental.
that's fairly obvious dude. i mean, she's a girl for a start...
t_f_s's shoes would have fitted in a vacuum cleaner...
just both of you stick the knife in...
The shoes did actually get some of the way up...
And my bro isn't accidental, well I don't think he is... having said that I have never seen them both in the same room at the same time... suspicious...
it's such a rubbish job, at least with dusting you can write your name in polish
it's the only household chore I actually enjoy.
I make Mr Slicky doing it. Using a machine = obvious man's job.
Except for the washing machine it would seem.
turns out it had the guarentee form for my mp3 player stuck in the nozzle.
back in '04. Fo shizzle.
but I still don't understand how you find these threads. What's the secret?
gives me electric shocks and once made me fall down the stairs.
behind that smiling face and happy eyes rests the mind of a cold-blooded murderer....
We made him the fifth member of our household, you just have to be nice to him and give him beer and cider every so often.
so his cranium is full of dust and dead spider. quite sad really.
whenever someone gets him out to hoover, everyone has to say "oh henry!"
henrys rule (apart from psychotic ones).
took Henry to the pub, he was so happy. I wonder what became of him now?
he's probably an alcoholic, picking fights with dysons in currys and giving skanky dustbusters lovebits with his nozzle.
seriously - I love cooking as well - how 'metrosexual' am I?
don't you have a manicure soon Prole?
my jumper matches the colour of my eyes or I am so out of 'touch'
I didn't really pay attention. I shouldn't surf while I'm at work. It's the worst idea ever...
It's also in the Music forum which is even funnier.
Bamos is almost at 9K you know?
it's amazing how many of the people who post now posted in that thread!
as I thought Id be clever by 'sucking' out any dust from below the keys - I had to open the bag and sift through. It would have been funny if the letters that had detached themselves had spelt out 'prick'
i hate hoovering, it always turns me into an extremely pissed off monster woman.
if you like.