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Message from our Leader Mr C. Rablin

restlessboy [Edit] [Delete] 96 replies 15:01, 6 March '06

"Re: 65daysofstatic
I have 4999 posts. Can you post a thread about it please, asking people to submit questions, as I quite clearly can't anymore.
From crablin | 06 Mar '06, 14:59 | Reply"

Go to it troops.

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*snort*

sarkyfox | 6 Mar '06, 15:03 | X
have you always been that hairy?

fishplums | 6 Mar '06, 15:03 | X
cant ppl go over 5000 posts

or sumthing?

adman2001 | 6 Mar '06, 15:04 | X
- they can - brainlove and wishpig have 10,000.
  
  it's just momentous.
  
  fishplums @adman2001 | 6 Mar '06, 15:05 | X
are you infact an

ugly women with too much facial hair?

lgordon | 6 Mar '06, 15:05 | X
What does it take to get banned around here?

fruitcake | 6 Mar '06, 15:07 | X
- I'm sorry restlessboy
  
  I only just noticed that you didn't call me thick
  
  Please accept my apology
  
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  JezCC @fruitcake | 6 Mar '06, 15:16 | X
hmmm

'So, I understand Belle and Sebastian are one of your biggest influences. How do you think their evolving sound has shaped yours?'

keveddy | 6 Mar '06, 15:08 | X
- why won't you accept my my myspsce friend requests?
  
  when can we put photos up in our profiles?
  
  chris-budget @keveddy | 6 Mar '06, 15:10 | X
what time is it mr wolf?

Ho is razorlit.

Who will win the DiS footy?

rapscalion-jones | 6 Mar '06, 15:08 | X
He didn't say what the questions should be about...

1.) How long should I heat my roux for before I start adding milk to make the idea white sauce?

2.) How many hairs does the average dog have?

3.) Is bubble wrap better than sex?

4.) Is lawn tennis the real real tennis and real tennis just a pretender to the crown?

JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 15:08 | X
- Where is OceanRain
  
  stubryce @JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 15:09 | X
- Who on DiD do you hate?
  
  Was Thomar really that colour?
  
  fullerov @JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 15:09 | X
my usual

"If the world was made of sweets, what would cars be?"

restlessboy | 6 Mar '06, 15:10 | X
What are you on about Anschul?

^^^^^^^

:-)

JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 15:10 | X
- you're so thick
  
  restlessboy @JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 15:11 | X
  - that was meant for BobbyGrindrod!!!
    
    lol!
    
    restlessboy @restlessboy | 6 Mar '06, 15:11 | X
    - how was that for grinders?
      
      hes not even on this thread?
      
      chris-budget @restlessboy | 6 Mar '06, 15:15 | X
      - that was the joke
        
        lol!
        
        restlessboy @chris-budget | 6 Mar '06, 15:17 | X
      - that's the joke
        
        innit
        
        Anschul @chris-budget | 6 Mar '06, 15:17 | X
        
        whatever
        
        thickos
        
        chris-budget @Anschul | 6 Mar '06, 15:18 | X
- LOL
  
  Anschul @JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 15:12 | X
  - I never called you thick
    
    am i SOOOO not a cunt.
    
    that's for Jez
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    restlessboy @Anschul | 6 Mar '06, 15:14 | X
did

the name CRABlin stem from a sexual accident involving a crab?

team_cooper | 6 Mar '06, 15:10 | X
- we've already had this one!
  
  there was a long story and everything.
  
  fishplums @team_cooper | 6 Mar '06, 15:11 | X
- Hmmmm
  
  1. Do you hate me?
  
  2. What would win in a fight between a Jaguar and a Leopard?
  
  3. What's your view on Noam Chomsky's model of Propoganda?
  
  4. Lemon Curd?
  
  tom_from_sparks @team_cooper | 6 Mar '06, 15:13 | X
I have 6643 - is that good

and I shuld have more as I lost my password and used to be plain old prole_art_threat and must have had 3000

prole-art-threat | 6 Mar '06, 15:11 | X
What is the opposite of cake?

JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 15:13 | X
- Screwdriver
  
  james_delve @JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 15:15 | X
- question stealer!
  
  JezCC
  
  nice_squirrel @JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 18:27 | X
I can't believe you called me thick

you cunt

JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 15:13 | X
- ooops
  
  ^^^^^
  
  JezCC @JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 15:14 | X
  - Have you ever eaten Crab?
    
    fullerov @JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 15:17 | X
    - Do you love me
      
      Like I love you?
      
      John_Brainlove @fullerov | 6 Mar '06, 15:18 | X
  - Tune:
    
    She's my cherry pie
    Cool drink of water
    Such a sweet surprise
    Tastes so good
    Make a grown man cry
    Sweet Cherry Pie!
    
    Sorry this is totally irrelevant, but sing along in your head if you want
    
    moker @JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 15:17 | X
It's okay JEz

I know you'd never do anything to hurt me
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restlessboy | 6 Mar '06, 15:18 | X
You can't ask someone

what their favourite chris morris quote is.

that's like asking what your favourite song is.

or favourite child.

especially when you practically spend your whole life talking in them like what I do.

WOLF POWER!

restlessboy @wishpig | 6 Mar '06, 15:26 | X
Would you rather...

have a lexus or justice?
a dream or some substance?
a beemer or necklace or freedom?

JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 15:19 | X
What's the second best crustation?

after a crab, of course.

And why isn't ALL cheese orange coloured?

homesick_alien | 6 Mar '06, 15:19 | X
- Was it wrong..
  
  to keep thinking about you when I watched a wildlife docmentary yesturday which had like a million crabs migrating across an island?
  
  tom_from_sparks @homesick_alien | 6 Mar '06, 15:20 | X
  - If a crab gets pissed
    
    does it walk forwards?
    
    Can crabs breath underwater?
    
    If you had a crab, what would you call it?
    
    moker @tom_from_sparks | 6 Mar '06, 15:22 | X
- are you the reverse Houdini
  
  Dalkin @homesick_alien | 6 Mar '06, 15:22 | X
  - Nope.
    
    Crablin is the reverse Nilbarc.
    
    tom_from_sparks @Dalkin | 6 Mar '06, 15:24 | X
    - That's so treeist.
      
      John_Brainlove @tom_from_sparks | 6 Mar '06, 15:25 | X
      - I'd argue
        
        it's doggist.
        
        Crablin - trees or dogs?
        
        OceanStorm @John_Brainlove | 6 Mar '06, 15:50 | X
Is this the most stupid post ever

Meant for JDTraynor
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arse

JezCC | 6 Mar '06, 15:23 | X
why do you come across so arrogant?

Are you like that in the real world?

james_delve | 6 Mar '06, 15:23 | X
- ooooh
  
  you are soo going to get banned for that.
  
  Good question
  
  JezCC @james_delve | 6 Mar '06, 15:26 | X
- someone
  
  wants to be banned.
  
  restlessboy @james_delve | 6 Mar '06, 15:26 | X
  - If he bans me for that...
    
    it shows how fickle and hypocritical he is.
    
    It's just like, my opinion, man...
    
    james_delve @restlessboy | 6 Mar '06, 15:27 | X
    - I think I'm untouchable now
      
      I posted in a thread where he'd threatened to ban people for posting more and I'm still here.
      
      DiS needs me more than I need DiS
      
      JezCC @james_delve | 6 Mar '06, 15:29 | X
    - come on james
      
      don't spoil crablin's big 5000
      
      you're not a spoiler are you?
      
      Anschul @james_delve | 6 Mar '06, 15:29 | X
      - Course i'm not!
        
        I wasn't being totally serious...
        
        james_delve @Anschul | 6 Mar '06, 15:31 | X
        
        you see
        
        that's how bitterness/bad feeling/arrogance can be misinterpreted on t'internet
        
        :=====)
        
        Anschul @james_delve | 6 Mar '06, 15:34 | X
        
        Its up to the individual to
        
        interpret posts like that as they wish. I will always argue my cause at the end of the day...
        
        That doesn't even make sense does it?
        
        james_delve @Anschul | 6 Mar '06, 15:36 | X
        
        It does
        
        You wait til two in the morning. Then argue your cause so if you lose it gets lost the next day...
        
        rapscalion-jones @james_delve | 6 Mar '06, 15:38 | X
        
        Haha!
        
        Robbie Williams Crew all the way...
        
        james_delve @rapscalion-jones | 6 Mar '06, 15:39 | X
can henry gale be trusted?

if you got the chance to guest rap on any record ever made which one would you choose?

sharp_yet_blunt | 6 Mar '06, 15:25 | X
- do you like these songs?
  
  www.myspace.com/powerupup
  
  if not, why not?
  
  daddy or chips?
  
  chris-budget @sharp_yet_blunt | 6 Mar '06, 15:33 | X
how long can you hold a small child for?

what is the second best flavour of your breath?

colonol_k @wishpig | 6 Mar '06, 15:36 | X
- Why is moker asking questions of colonel_k?
  
  tom_from_sparks @wishpig | 6 Mar '06, 15:38 | X
- I thought of those questions independently
  
  It's not my fault if you can see some vague similarities to yours.
  
  colonol_k @wishpig | 6 Mar '06, 15:40 | X
  - when are you going to answer these questions!?!111!
    
    chris-budget @CaviarAndCigarets | 6 Mar '06, 15:39 | X
  - What do you think
    
    of the brand new Pagan Wanderer Lu song (available now to download from myspace)?
    
    well if budget gets to plug, so do i.
    
    restlessboy | 6 Mar '06, 15:38 | X
    - i've got to get my profile views up!
      
      its alright for you mr '950' profile views
      
      chris-budget @restlessboy | 6 Mar '06, 15:43 | X
      - you've got
        
        695! not exactly obscure are you?
        
        restlessboy @chris-budget | 6 Mar '06, 15:43 | X
        
        well........
        
        im not exactly coldplay am i.
        www.myspace.com/coldplay
        
        chris-budget @restlessboy | 6 Mar '06, 15:47 | X
        
        and you never will be
        
        not with that attitude anyway.
        
        restlessboy @chris-budget | 6 Mar '06, 15:48 | X
        
        just you wait till you hear my new song
        
        its called 'yellow scientist clocks fix'
        
        chris-budget @restlessboy | 6 Mar '06, 15:52 | X
        
        fuck!
        
        sarkyfox @chris-budget | 6 Mar '06, 15:48 | X
        
        pah
        
        that's not because people LIKE coldplay - it's because C.Martin sits up ALL night browsing myspace and sending random add requests
        
        here's an idea - request to be their friend - abuse them in their comments section and then the poor sod who runs their page has to click through pages and pages of all their 150,000 'friends'to find your profile in order to delete you!
        
        do it
        
        Anschul @sarkyfox | 6 Mar '06, 15:55 | X
        
        Do it now... do it now... do it now.. do it now...
        
        (wicked track)..
        Yes, music to slash your wrists to... Cold play is. How you doing Anschul? Survived the weekend? No more 4am jaunts??
        
        Rose-Kitten @Anschul | 6 Mar '06, 16:05 | X
        
        actually, that's hilarious.
        
        sarkyfox @Anschul | 6 Mar '06, 16:06 | X
  - Crablin
    
    seems to be on 5000 posts.
    
    has he done something BIG and I've missed it?
    
    or has he squandered it?
    
    Isn't 'squandered' a great word? I'm gonna say it all day now. squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered! squandered!
    
    restlessboy | 6 Mar '06, 16:07 | X
    - stop saying squandered, it's making my eyes rotate.
      
      colonol_k @restlessboy | 6 Mar '06, 17:00 | X
  - squandered!
    
    restlessboy | 6 Mar '06, 17:04 | X
    - what happened to the question answering?
      
      this is disappointing.
      
      nice_squirrel @restlessboy | 6 Mar '06, 18:43 | X
  - Well,
    
    Everyone lives underwater and your great great great grand-daughter is pretty fine. No wait, wrong year...
    
    SouthCoastKevin | 6 Mar '06, 18:04 | X
    - we want prophecy
      
      not ancient history. you charlatan.
      
      ex_cynic @SouthCoastKevin | 6 Mar '06, 18:42 | X
  - My God
    
    Thomar was my favourite user ever.
    
    mug_mug_mug | 6 Mar '06, 18:07 | X
  - Why are you sometimes
    
    really really nice, but then sometimes a total cock?
    
    marcofella | 6 Mar '06, 19:48 | X
  - why do you hate sarkyfox?
    
    james_delve | 6 Mar '06, 15:03 | X
  - What will life be like in the year 5000?
    
    Anschul | 6 Mar '06, 15:03 | X
  - what is your favourite DiSism?
    what is your favourite DiS moment of all time?
    
    OceanStorm | 6 Mar '06, 15:04 | X
  - If you could gratuitously ban one person from this website who would it be?
    
    If you could un-ban someone and bring them back who would it be?
    
    Anschul | 6 Mar '06, 15:05 | X
  - Ever punched a jelly?
    Is there another word for a thesaurus?
    Might they be giants?
    Polo?
    
    Judge_B | 6 Mar '06, 15:06 | X
  - how long before everyone on DiS learns how to use a thread properly?
    
    Anschul | 6 Mar '06, 15:10 | X

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