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bees and wasps? Theres a huge wasp in the computer room as we speak but I'm not afraid. Isn't it a bit early?
it's early !
Marco is happy, he has an unrational fear of them, he crashes vans and screams like a big girls blouse in public if one goes near him!
i forgot to add:
when i was about 12, a wasp flew up my shirt as i was riding my bike. i panicked and rode into the canal. gutted.
She could die if a wasp sting her !
bees are ok, i suppose, they're just big fat dopes. but wasps are awful.
that I could always reduce to tears by chasing her around the playground going "buzzzzzzz".
It was probably the happiest time of my life.
a bee landed in my icecream, I was gutted! I dropped it and cried but I'm still 'ard!
are really scary...
thankfully i never see too many in central london during the summer. this makes me happy.
in fact, they just turn me into a psychokiller. i hunt them till they're dead.
to discover my only real phobia...
again a bad childhood experiance.
Who's Afraid of The Art of Noise?
I thought this thread was going to be about one of these 'art mediums'
PROLEFACT: whilst in the holidays once enjoying a part time job as a dishwaster I was about to put on a rubber glove when a wasp came out of aforementioned item and stung not once but twice. Clearly shocked/pissed off I got the day off so thought of seeing some friends who were playing tennis on a nearby court as a way of 'cheering myself up'. The throbbing having gone down I was offered a 'game' and pointed in the direction of a racquet. As I bent down to pick it up, Hello! a cheeky little wasp was on the handle and happily 'did' me again. A tenner says it was the SAME FUCKING ONE. I actually then spacked out like Basil Fawlty.
afterwards and managed to swear loudly and repetitively in front of some people who I didn't much care for.
Wasps are rubbish. Like hotdog sellers they only have one constant destructive purpose. Damn their ilk, but bees are ok
with my bare hands, now I can't find it!
I just sellataped it to the window!
kill the poor bloody thing.
Pull its wings off first though.
*puffs out already ample chest* ;-)
is my one and only phobia
you are braverer (!) than I jules
if you ever need me and my trusty sellatape!