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i should really call my landlady, but for now, i like how it waters my basil plant.
surely this means there could be an exciting mix of water and electricity?
lie underneath it, balance an eggcup on your forehead and time how long it takes to fill it. You should then carry on with varying sized recepticles, open a website and play tunes on them.
and call up claims4udirect?
thing is, if i call my landlasy, that means some builder cunt coming round and disturbing me. i cant imagine the problem being fixed with anything other than replacing my frickin ceiling...
and come live on Hill Street!
imagine all the saliva covered scrapes and misadventures we'd get up to!
Â£30 a week and i'll live on freaking hill street.
electrocute yourself! that would SUCK.
you should evacuate the premises, taking all valuables, small children and pets with you.
not dead yet. i dont think theres much electrocultion worry. diagram coming up.
Steer clear and call your landlord/lady.
if you got elocution lessons if you flicked the switch?
looking at it, the water doesnt seem to be going anywhere near the actual electrics, just around the reflecty thing.not in contact with the strip bulbs either.
*sticks fingers in light socket*
do you have two jars of marmite?
and im saving it for a sexy project of some kind.
that doesn't look entirely safe.
for MUSIC. i think theyre safe, but i do worry that the drip water might hit them sometimes. it doesnt tho, as a rule.
havent you watched final destination?
a cunningly designed trap
is actually like being on the crypton factor.
that looks like the kind of hovel Golem would live in :-)
should be allowed to live here !
call the landlady!
I put it off for a day last year and then...woooooooooooosh. Plus that wasn't even next to electrical things.
On a related note (this probably deserves its own thread) I woke up on Friday to find my TOILET on fire:
It was possibly the most confused I have been in the morning ever.
That was an enjoyable read. thanks.
and a builder got a pneumatic drill and started drilling above my head.
call the landlord - really
he's dead now?