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He actually is alan partridge.
If I had a hammer....
Alan Partridge-ism of the week came when, having watched a clip of a man struggling horribly with his stutter, Madeley turned to him and enthused: "You looked as if your head was going to come off!"
ruddy bloody good!
To a 12 year old girl "What is it about ballroom dancing that turns you on the most?"