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I haven't done a stroke of work
since about 12.30
If you ignore it, it really does go away.
Out of Office AutoReply:
I will be out of the office until Monday 28th November 2014. If you have any urgent queries please bother someone who gives a shit.
^^ This I am relating to.
I haven't
done any work this week.
Am gonna have a shitload to sort out on Monday tho.
Does
God see geese? Greased geese, from the east?
I'm desperately hungover
and have completely failed my learners today, because of it.
I made a valiant effort this morning
but now I've just turned into Kevin Shields after a stroke - do you reckon this is how the music industry works and that's why 58% of it is utter utter UTTER SHIT?
Did he have a stroke?
I don't mind Kevin Shields.
How's your forum going, Judge B?
...we were having fun this morning...
It's been quiet.
I'm thinking of draining the jacuzzi if no-one is going to use it...
*Jumps back in...*
Grabs remote and switches on live recording of last nights Go! Team gig.
Pops open new bottle of champagne.
Kicks back..
That's better. Get you a glass, or are you happy swigging from the bottle?
sounds v. familiar
I actually get a strange sense of achievement
when I manage a whole day without doing anything, its arder than you'd think
the time goes slower when you've got an indolent head on
sad that work actually does in terms of time speed you to your grave faster than loafing (I love that word) - damn you 7 hours a day 5 days a week, 53 weeks a year)
If there is an afterlife I bet its like Picadilly on a really busy hot afternoon with loads of aussies hanging around and you've just realised that you've left your wallet on the bus
52 weeks. yes I'm thick as well as lazy
yeah I know
I have a conference on the Thursday
i was doing very well
at doing no work, until the traditional Friday Afternoon Production Emergency surfaced... sigh. anyone else have any ideas how to contact a copyeditor who has apparently disappeared off the face of the earth?
wut is work?
Hire a private detective.
ouija board?
Ignore it
ignore it all. It will all go away if you don't think about it.
I'm off to make tea and fax a slice of parma ham to the Department of Farming and Rural Affairs.
Glass please - the water is heating up the bottle and champagne should be chilled.. Thanks
Pass me the cheese and crackers while at it, will ya, Judge?? Cheers..
Would you like a glass?
There you go...
...and don't mind if I do.
Cheers!
Happy with the music selection?
or shall i change it?
Have you got any Harry Nilsson?
Or Mr Bungle, don't mind either way...
i'm currently
making a 'world cup cooking' poster.
I can't find any glue. Or inspiration.
What sort of young offender is going to be interested in a programme called 'world cup cooking' in anycase?
sigh
c'mon, it's local government
it doesn't matter if anyone uses the services, just as good as long as they:
a) fulfill a performance indicator
b) look good in a glossy, expensive brochure of the "council's achievements".
For the record hasn't had a stroke
but imagine how productive he'd be with an illness? It was a proleanalogy
I can't beleive I forgot to put 'Kevin Shields' in that last thread heading
for FUCK's SAKE!
Relax. I knew what you meant.
have a glass of champagne that Judge_B and I are having (see middle of thread)... we are listening to Mr Bungle too right now...
I love Mr Bungle like a fat kid loves cake
my project manager
has abandoned the idea of anything remotely shiney. Hence me, a biro, some glue and the photocopier being the new artistic directors...
...we're also running a film making project for cannabis users about cannabis usage... the flaw in the plan is that none of them can be bothered to show up because of this...
I'm going to write a new song instead
about how ace time travel is, but in my head
Sing it for us.
It makes me feel so superior
That I work for a non-governmental public body. Only some of the money I'm wasting comes from the tax payer.
I have
received 300+ work related emails in the last three days. How am I supposed to keep up with that?
I think it's time to go home.
does your work place
not have any sort of sensible email policy?
Yes, we do have Mr Bungle
Changes cd/dvd
Not arsed
If my phone doesn't ring in the next five minutes I'm fucking off home.
Sometimes I clean forget I'm at work. I was about to get up and make myself some toast and a cuppa until I remember that my kitchen is about 20 miles away
And 28th November 2014 is a Friday