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dead gutted about my username now.
Can't I slip someone a fiver to change it?
the guy who wrote it likes Razorlit apparently
I thought you'd already said goodnight to me...
She could have posted a blog without tipping herself off 6666 at the time.
Still, *I* was the one that toppled her.
He's just started flowering.
I'm dead serious. I have pictures of him and everything.
I named him after that dastardly dr darcy from neighbours.
I don't do sarcasm
theo should have added a paragraph about forum paranoia
every friday night man. I get mashed. Absolutely trolleyed.
loads of buses currently driving around london advertising the new pride & predjudice DVD with the slogan "take darcy home, on DVD!"
What's your special power? No, wait, what's your strength?
You're ugly right?
But i could lift some moderately heavy boxes for you if you like?
I'm built like a shitty brick. A shitty house. A brick of house shit. Or summat.
Phew, i thought i might have had to partake in physical labour for a moment there.
(that was a bit personal, sorry)
how do you know? i know it's like i've been storing onions in this cardigan or something, but has the whiff really reached Surrey?
Change your cardi, pleeeease. Mine and Barbara's nostril hairs are melting.
get a room.
Christians again Parsefone?
I've got a poster on my door which says "Is God A Kill Joy? Lecture at 5:30"
the only other thing not in the wash is a yellow tutu and a Cultural Ice Age tee-shirt. What if someone caught me? Imagine the shame!!
those tshirts that were heat sensitive and changed colour?
But after you washed them a couple of times they stopped working.
Big in the early 90s I think.
I can sleep now. Oh piss. It's gone two.
so it has...
is my creed...
you're meant to just reply with "tl;dr" to look REALLY witty.
I didn't read that either