My colleague just sent me this he found on a forum he goes on, apparently all the IPS were checked out and it's real...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
'Do you want to make my day? How's about you do some fucking work instead of posting on websites all day every day? I'm fucked off at having to clear up the shit you leave the rest of us in with your half-arsed, don't-give-a-fuck attitude.
How stupid do you think I am? Here's a clue for you, written clearly for the hard of thinking:
It's a bit obvious what you're doing, what with a) the proxy server logging it all, b) your name showing up in the "Who's online" bits and c) your posting history being available to anyone who can use the Search. Why do you think no-one believes it when you say "I'm just sortin' this out"?
Stop being a twat and try working. It might be a bit of an effort, and you'll have to figure out how to do it, but hell - give it a fucking try for once will you? It's not like you're being asked to start early, or finish late, or even work your lunch hour. Where we work is fairly easy going, so long as you get the work done. Be thankful for that, and mend your ways while you can. If you don't care at all then could you piss off soonest?
Finally, in case you can't figure it out, I'm so pissed off at you because every job you don't do, someone else has to do it. That means my life is harder and I've got more work to do. Every job you half-do means someone has to sort out the shit that inevitably hits the fan. That means my life is harder and I've got more work to do. Finally, because of your wonderful track record at producing quality, works-first-time stuff someone usually checks over your work before it goes out. THAT MEANS MY LIFE IS HARDER AND I HAVE MORE WORK TO DO.
<goes out, slams door>
You Lazy Fucker! AAARGH!
<storms off, slams door again>'