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I'm eating a fresh cream cake, complete with pink icing and cherry. Its ace.
Who wants some?
leaves a bitter taste in my mouth
to put some into my mouth
come and get it babe.
my mum warned me against taking cake from strangers, you might have laced it with RohypLOL.
i'm gonna drug you and make you laugh until you DIE.
it's people like this on the Streets of Britain which make me pleased I have triple locked the front door.
you not heard of cyber-el-oh-el?
whats the point in that if youve left your windows open
I'm shutting them as we speak.
And I'll set a guarddog by the modem so he can't come through the interweb.
hes a mental s.o.b
I'm hiding now in the cupboard, shit I shouldn't have said that aloud...
the one under the stairs isnt it?
you might have to move
sharing a spoon?
or just using our fingers
we'll share fingers
I hope Tescos is still doing two for one on Galaxy Cake Bars. MMMmmmmm!