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The barman looks at him and says
"Wow. Where'd you find him?"
The frog says
"North London, there's hundreds of them!"
A man walks into a bar. 'Ow', he says. Someone punched him in the face, cos it was a really rough bar.
zonino! and everyone buys some cider.
...puts some nails onto the reception and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
oh, shit. was in a hurry etc.
that took ages for me to get but it's ace :D
though I really like frogs because of my frog dream. so thanks for that rik.
The Buddha goes into a pizza takeaway and says "Give me one with everything"
A bloke walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
"Blimey! what do you call him" says the barman.
"Tiny" he says.
"why do you call him that?" said the barman.
"Because he's my newt"