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The tuba. Pointless foghorn nonsense.
Oh, and the foghorn...
a la Architecture in Helsinki (I know I'll get a bollocking for that - have seen them - in fact, know them from Melbourne - and really dislike their sound...)
to great effect on in case we die by architecture in helsinki.
and the tin whistle.
do ironman on the kazoo, obviously
it was special.
is amazing. you're wrong.
it sounds nice?
I like it anyway.
glocks arent necessarily small.
it's all nasal sounding and horrible. like billy corgan.
are annoying. they ALL rule
especially all the above
when IT have to drain my keyboard of sprite and bogies, i'm giving them your number to complain to
that's not coke or diet coke. yuk.
especially the one that stands on westminster bridge.
why are there always about a million tourists taking picture of him? "OMG!! A REAL COCKNEY BAGPIPES PLAYER!!!"
actually, it has it's moments. if it's played well. I guess.
it totally is.
he's really bad at it too.
they're probably like, "well I AINT going to scotland, if THAT'S what it sounds like up there".
he's a bastard. and why did he think it was a good idea to stand on a windy bridge when attired with a KILT. or maybe that's why he gets so much attention...
he's even ginger and beardy. all fake I bet.
i used to work in a v shop in bedford and there'd be this bastard man who'd stand across the road ALL day in full "costume" playing the fucking bagpipes all day and my manager wouldn't let me slash them with a knife :(
"Welcome to Heaven, here's your harp."
"Welcome to Hell, here's your accordion."
christ, get over it
I FUCKING HATE KAZOOS!
its a great name but an ugly shaped oompah sounding thing made shitter by the fact that my cuntbrother used to play it in his dead-eyed cold as the grave way. Prick.
Also Kazoos and swanee whistles. THEY ARE NOT FUNNY, HUMPREY LYTTLTON
since i spent four hours queuing in that alleyway beside brixton academy (PLEASE DON'T PARK HERE!) listening to a friend's little brother try and play 'so why so sad' by the Manics on the f'king thing.
he even played it in the fil 'brassed off'
they cover the same range as trombones, which are obviously a thousand times better, and are basically lightweight tubas. tubas are great, just cos theyre masssive sounding and facking basstastic. see also sousaphones.