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In the pub on saturday i heard two old men talking about skinning gorillas. that was quite weird....
one of them said "Do you know what I really like putting in my mouth? Creme Egg wrappers. They taste like electricity."
Salesman at the end of the office on the phone:
*agitatedly* "Well what time are you going to get there?"
"Well I've got a very frustrated wife at home!"
Scummer 1: Ya should have seen my sister last night, She had 2 bottles of WKD and was locked, Puking and everything
Scummer 2: Ha ha ha, How old is she now?
Scummer 1: 8
i can hear that conversation in my head.
It'll remind you of home.
D4 1 - "so yeah he loike drank a focking naggin of vodka loike"
D4 2 - "straight?"
D4 1 - "No..bent" and starts giggling to herself
D4 2 - "what? what? i dont get u!! can you buy it bent now??"
knows what D4 is.
what D4 for?
'Sloane Ranger' - i.e. hang out in Sloane Square i.e. uber posh. Think pashmina girls, pearls, alice bands, Princess Diana/ Anne.
ugh it makes me sick, they tend to wear stupid cotton tracksuit bottoms tucked into pastel coloured Ugg boots (which went out like, two years ago), with some type of tight t-shirt - and their hair in a 'messy oh look i just threw this up into a ponytail but it actually took me three hours' ponytail, have far too much money, no sense and are complete idiots. my three cousins are total d4 heads. i hate them.
there were LOADS of people like that at my uni. They all did French and Business.
west london poshos (ie, sloane square) - read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloanes
would D4 be a postcode reference then?
we only have 'postcodes' in dublin. and even then they're just -
up to... actually i'm not sure. 24? maybe not even that.
"When I go into a nightclub, Its so loud, that it gets me drunk"
"What are you laughing at? Are you starting"