so, here's what my busy day working in the news centre has told me of the news so far today:
livingstone is a twat
calvinists refuse to vaccinate chickens in holland
chelsea have a new song
tony blair "makes controlled explosion"
arctic monkeys are twats
bricklayers break court conditions
wind turbine controversy in dumfries
chantelle and preston branded "disgusting"
THAT WAS THE NEWS.