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in the third world.
You finish your meal young man.
If it's poo, I can begin to see where the problem lies. It's with the poo.
but its not nice. im just going to eat these crisps instead. yum yum!
Is that all you've got to worry about?
I've just broken my leg in 14 places trying to save a child that had become lost, and was wandering about on a train line.
Sorry to hear about your sandwich though, must be terribly hard for you.
Someone ring for an ambulance?
will someone think of the children!
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
insert into sandwich
instant 100% improvement
maybe he's yacking up.
because of you Rose-Kitten!
i am in sooooooo much trouble!
:O is for the ascoii thread.
Sorry, nearly at 2000. I'll stop posting shite in a minute.
is a bit gross today too.
the humous one was alright but i made cheese and coleslaw ones this morning and the breads gone stale and the cheese has gone that horrible dark colour that dry cheese goes.
however, i'm greedy so i'm going to struggle through and reward myself with a twix afterwards.
I had a chicken and sweetcorn pancake with a herb sauce from the canteen today, a meal I have had many times before and one that I always savour with absolute relish.
Except today, where without any prior warning, they've laced it with mushrooms. Fucking mushrooms. You may as well put wet toilet roll and some glass in there for good measure.
Fucking mushrooms. I ask you
good one, craig.
some mushrooms aren't so bad...
Are you people listening? You'd best be.
I like Quorn though. I think Quorn is a fungus of sorts.
Not fucking mushrooms, though
but yes, it's a fungus. And can be yum.
As are mushrooms.
in general Mushrooms are the root of all evil. I bet mushrooms grow on the evil roots as well.
of horrible but in a lovely sensual sexy kind of way all oozy and slimey and smelly, magic ones in that state are dirty and wrong, but somehow luridly alluring....a bit like what they try to convey in the pot noodle adds
I've just had 6 of them. 55 calories each, is that a lot? I'm not too hot on scienmetific shit