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is the best?
*jiggles at desk*
Who wouldn't want that, eh? How d'you like me now?
Brainlove sort of person
Tango in the flango.
It so depends on who you are with doesn't it???
is one of mine
I dread to think what shrimping involves, but it made me laugh.
The Boston Crab is my favourite. If you get the lock in they can't move, you see
I like the 'chat' or the 'lunch'.
...mine uses less swarfega, though
shrimping on an open post like this.
Can anyone tell me what teabagging is, because once sombody said that I had had that done to me and people laughed but I was none the wiser and no-one would tell me.
a film called Pecker to fully appreciate tea-bagging.
what i've been told, is that it's when a guy 'dips' his balls into someones mouth.... like, dipping a tea bag into a cup of tea... etc.
If the balls are dipped into an actual cup of tea....well a mug in my case
*dontsayrape itsnotfunny dontsayrape*
relatives have died falling down the stairs have they?
No I wasn't going to make a highly unfunny joke officer. I wasn't, I swear.
"the rohypnol shuffle"
"Surprise Samba Sex"
if you include the Judge_B Jiggle
3 of them
"approached from behind grind"
"Spike U Like"
Thanks for the education, DiS - I now have some great weekend conversation...
see: Scatman John.
I want you to be the Queen of scat by next week.
.. and you enjoy it... or poos anywhere on your body for that matter...
the cousin of the 'golden shower'
sorry for being so disgusting this morning...
as they are into sniffing used.worn undies you can purchase from vending machines on the streets etc...
[News headline: Sales in coffee tables go up in Japan by 45%]
but I put that down to a tuna sandwich.
i started this
Another piece of useless information that I know... don't ask...
did he mention it in 'mein kampf'?!
Did you not read the chapter on scat munching?
Next we will all be denying the Holocaust!
It's just another one of those strange but true things I know.
The sheltered lives DiS posters...
Scoo wap a doo da
Not scatting thats just one of my favourate (yet complicated and involved moves)
Japanese businessmen also like buying vials of schoolgirl spit
I knew a girl who went to japan to act as a hostess and she got paid shit loads for eating a hot dog in front of a japanese businessman... I think they also like it when you pick your nose and eat it (some of them do - correction)...
Japanese students. They have a very bizzare obsession with young, young girls. It's just the culture. Hence the low age of consent too.
Seriously, I love the Japanese... I dig their culture which is so faaar romoved from our own in so many ways.. I wrote some stuff about it at university... And look at their technology... Need I say more.
/wanted to clarify this was not a Japanese bashing sess... love 'em...
the pavements are like swamps outside high schools around here