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My ex is going to be a DAD!
He just emailed me saying had an accident and I'm going to be a Dad!
had an accident and you are going to be a dad?
found out he has a baby girl!
She was born in December!
I knew it was weird him emailing me yeseterday out of the blue!
I've just messaged all my mates telling them not to have an accident. I'm not ready to be a dad yet
trying to work out whether there was something terribly wrong biologically in the world
hell out of me also. pretty funny!
the greatest answer to the greatest thread ever! :-D
engage in ANY sort of HYPERBOLE!
Really? Where did she do that. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA!
when she was 4 1/2 months!
thread is a mess - I was in shock when he MSN'd me to tell me.
I think I might be pregnant. The number of possible protagonists may run in to the hundreds
the Chester Zoo affair all over again
he had an accident and then became a dad without any real say in the matter... now he has an 8 year old.
Hannah, that is most bizarre!!
I think you should let us know so we can all be extra careful.
Always use a CONDOM
I'd never end up with an 8 year old, they don't do it for me.
post of the day, made me laugh for first time today anyways.
Always kill her in the morning, shirley?
warn all Shirley's out there about Theo hunting them down.
punch a prospective partner's ovaries in before you do the deed
Oh yes, you know it!
i have so little luck normally, i'm trying the old 'reverse psychology' technique.
"come over here and let me smash your eggs in"
at the top of the stairs.
instead of sodding about with all that French stuff, I mean what relevance does it have in the real world?
before I typed!
If they ask in your interview about what you achieved today you can say you created COMEDY GOLD on Drowned in Sound. :-D