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and everyone heard it but no-one is saying anything.
The tension is killing me.
but this time wave a big flag emblazoned with the legend 'Look! I JUST FARTED!'
That should do it.
Actually, make a makeshift flagpole, and run up the aformentioned flag whilst humming the national anthem. Really big up your farts.
just you wait till you see the Directors Cut of One Man and His Flagpole. It's a cult classic in the making.
A lot of pens all sellotaped together?
The posts of some football goals?
A coat stand?
we'll have none of this tim-from-spain nonsense!!!
for has over 60 employees, but only 2 in the room where i am. We are always farting and japing around.
Great fun is had by all.
that put a smile on my face.
farting and japing to new motherfucking levels.
is no japing matter.
Fart away... vomit, belch... do whatever...
If everyone is pretending they didn't hear it I'd be quite badly tempted to jump up and shout 'IT WAS ME!'
Can't get enough of self-inflicted humiliation, me