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He has just gone to eTesco to buy me chocolate!
(SEE! Im cautionary and not grommerary!)
Pimp-daddy thanks for looking after your girl!
location somewhere rude?
my manager asked me to tell him where he goes wrong. he wants slagging off.
"square peg-round hole"
gone to buy you a flake....then sit down at his desk and sweat profusely whilst you eat it suggestively, with some light saxophone music in the background?
a discounted chocolate penis.
purely good intentions, of course.
he will buy her two creme eggs and a boost and position them oh so suggestively on her desk!!
asked me to do that, then got all huffy and defensive when i told him. stupid fool.