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Is that for real???????
but it's hilarious :D
the sort of thing I try not to think about when I use the showers in halls.
I've seen that notice in other places before.
This is probabaly fake.
Not least because you cannot block a drain with cum.
p robinson? neighbours reference?
Dear Sir or Madam,
As a prospective Durham applicant, I would like to know how you believe you can encroach on personal liberties is such a way is is suggested in this notice:
If it is representative of Durham policy, I shall have no choice but to go elsewhere for my educational needs, as I care not for supporting sucg#h fascistic regimes.
DNA testing, surely not.
my housemate's surname is Alcock. And she slept with a guy called Al. We laughed. In an immature way
no, but i imagine it would get tangled up with the hair and become most unpleasant..
It's been my experience that cum gives hair a lushious and attractive sheen. In fact I hear that spunk actually contains Pantene Pro-V.
PS: Just so you know this is the real Stealthy - I heard it from your mum.
last time i met you, i remember you being slightly, um, lacking in that area.
my experience of durham students is that theyre mostly posh wankers
i once drank water.
me and a friend topped up a friend's cider when he was drunk. it was a 50-50 mix at the end and he drank it all.
i'm lol-ing and crying at the memory.
what a night
The 'letter' has been produced and circulated by a student!
nice use of exclamation mark there.
you just did that.
you best thank her for the swift reply
Do you mean to tell me that you get your students to do your administrative work?
While I applaud the cost-cutting sentiment, I do not feel that is this an institution that I would be happy to be a part of.
Yours with a mixture of ire and apology,
and that student is so up shit creek now
alcxxk | 15 Feb '06, 12:21 | Send note | Reply
im lying. i have no interest in going to durham. just felt like amusing myself by pretending to be a pro masturbation activist
i could be applying for an MA
ever so glad I didn't live in halls.