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and some underwear.
SUE ME MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
thats as far as I'm going.
someone emailed it to me about a year ago.
are asda really selling 8p cards?
that say something like 'B my valentine'.... in a heart...
a 'propose on this spot today' bit in their stores and a 20 quid engagement ring - ROMANTIC!!!
Asda or Tesco?
the one by Liverpool Street has cheap tesco value bra's in the discount fridge area.
think what they would do tonight!
When the children ask, "where did you propose?" it's hardly the perfect response to say, "Asda, kids. Pocket the difference!" Gah!
I've got twenty quid, who wants to get married? No?
Fine then. I was cheating on all of you anyway.
thing isn't working brilliantly on my novelty tat you'll be glad to hear, I've only got a 56% sell thru currently with one day to go - people are wising up.
are you selling this year?
a Horny Devil Dress Up Kit, washing up gloves with feather boa, Dirty Devil Apron and heart shape latex balloons... All your romantic desires covered....