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horrified at the fact that Pat is shagging Patrick in Eastenders!?!
the thing is, my mind will not blank out the thought and it keeps revealing pictures of them in various positions
pat : 'oooh patrick, watch me earrings'
patrick : 'yeaaah man, yeaaah man'
I know its awful!
i know i shouldnt be so self obsessed but i am pissing myself at my own joke there!!!
"it's a bit depressing when Pat Butcher has a more active sex-life than me".
My how I LOLd.
say - this being Pat - Don't keep me waiting too long the way I'm feeling I'll be over that pub to drag you out!
The other day, his mate Shane said
"it's a bit depressing when PAt Butcher has a more active sex-life than me"
and you know what...?
My how he LOLd then too
Yolande is such a cow! But Pat thats low for Patrick!
was the thought of her and frankie boy butcher at it.....
pat : 'ooh frank, watch me earrings'
frank ' shat aap you doughnut or i will give you a dry slap'
I feel sick!
to be you
Us Welsh are the best!
TAFKAzxcvbnm: it's not a dressing gown so YOU! WILL! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL! as the guy said on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
And yes, Welsh is best.
It's as if the writers got round a table and said, "Y'know what the kids are into these days? OAPs fucking."
'OAP's fucking' generation dontcha know
frank and pat butcher going at it would be like watching two tan coloured leather sofas on top of each other
your best one!
on top form tonight i must say!!!!
must be the large mug of java i just had!
with water to simulate the heavy sweating that would occur
Pat is really horrid in this story line!
Why on earth is shagging Patrick!
been around the block and didnt johnny allen used to pimp her out....she must know a few tricks!! lol
did you just see that scene she had nothing on under her coat
"nothing to wear"
i missed that
and I'm gagging a bit.
me feel sick!
i think i am better off not watching!!
the next thing big mo will be having a threesome with jim and paulines derek!!
Stacey knows all hell is going to break loose
Coronation Street and then Life on Mars!
work til 11 and a bottle of red wine and drunken messenger when i get back for me.
now THAT'S rock and roll.
one of life's greatest joys. I wish I had some red. I'd get totally shazboshed and join you.
although we did get to laugh at and IT/odd-Jobs Guy called Clive Crudge so you know, it could have been worse.
Where is it your working again hun?
-it's even more exciting than it sounds :-D
friends have worked there for a while! Its not a bad place!
I just don't like working basically. People should just pay me, for being great.
as I'm in a job that is OK but not great! In a field that I like but isn't where I want to work - I need a Theatre job!
i'm hoping a benevolent housemate will buy me some or, failing that, "donate" some beer that i find in the fridge.
That stands for Prole Art Threat, right?
patrick. shes all man.