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best game ever? (if you want to destroy friendships)
so... who wants to start?
similar rules to Mornington Crescent?
do we play?
then everyone else has to choose which of the three they'd marry, which they'd shag, and which they'd push off a cliff.
it's best when you do it with your friends. especially when everyone says they'd push someeone off a cliff.
but we can do it with celebrities if we're feeling nice.
know will be fun!
'oh I wouldn't push XXX off a cliff. can't I just send them on holiday' if you marry/shag the other two then they are OFF that cliff.
off a cliff
drag the cliff with him. and fuck it to death on the way down. then walk away unscathed.
I need a Cliff next to me to play?
Will Cliff Thornburn do?
Prole Art Threat
in wanting to shag Colin
what about the other two?
Push Brainlove off a cliff (off course I'll give him a parachute)
He'd be my shag too!
his non sequiteur would soon tire. I guess that leaves me to consider my bio-clock with this Brainlove character eh?
I love this game. You're not sposed to play it with people who are present tho!
John Brainlove - marry
Colin Roberts - sorry.
Prole Art Threat - shag
to all 3.
you quite get this game.
see rules above^^^
well I should be safe from being pushed off a cliff anyway.
marry alan shearer
the same day with my wife.
I've finally chosen marry...
a) You're going to do restlessboy, Alan Shearer and Vanessa Feltz the same day you're marrying your wife?
b) You're going to shag, marry and ice your wife on the same day?
c) i could ha
at the poor uptake for this game.
perhaps we should use celebs instead of DiS people?
that's no fun.
if it doesn't hurt someone's feelings it's not fun.
that's my motto.
erm... sarkyfox - I don't think I know you really so you'll be over the cliff. sorry.
I could probably be arrested for shagging wishpig. so erm... I'll marry her.
and squirrel, erm. hello. we can just say we did it, yeah?
*bets he's the only one who answers*
marry nicey (she looked after me well for a weekend, so she could probably do it fairly well for a longer time)
shag wishpig (I met her and she wasn't too rough)
push sarky (I failed to meet her so she might be funny looking for all i know, therefore default pushee)
bangbang(pref. non "red weeek")
bangbang and marco seem too scary to shag, so they can shag each other, i suppose. nobody dies. i marry pv, woo.
I'll marry Darthy, shag sarky and push wishpig off the cliff BECAUSE SHE GOT ME BANNED, THE BITCH!
Abandon reply, abandon reply, abandon reply...
you can't just pick random people you want to shag.
you have to answer according to other people's suggestions.
There isn't one for the boys!
Nice_squirrel - Marry
Sarkyfox - Shag
Wishpig - I'm sorry honey you'd go!
it's up there^^^
brainlove, crablin, prole.
colin gets lots of sex.
Colin - Shag
Prole - Marry
Brainers - Push
honey it was a tough choice!
Bamos - Shag
CC - Marry
Miserabli - Push ( I'm so sorry - I wouldn't really)
And I'm sorry but Miserabli would have to go off the cliff, it's cause he's a terrible snorer.
for starting the stage invasion.
the other two can decide between themselves.
Then I'd get a wife from http://www.russianbrides.ru
from this site. Because let's be honest, if you were colin and wishpig asked you to you would, wouldn't you?
See, I put no blame at colin's door...
when you get banned?
but I came back and found I'd been logged out and had to click 'login'.
Wow, it was HARSH!
it's like in Beetlejuice where they look through that window and see the souls of ghosts who've been exorcised and they're just floating in blackness.
I want to see it again but I refuse to buy the substandard WB DVD. I'm such a fucking GEEK!
sorry, what are we doing?
you like music?
I <3 razorlit.
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5 thumbs up
Shag? Marry? Push off cliff?
shag push marry
fihiki - marry
rrrachel - shag
sarkyfox - cliffdrop
I don't like that word either
your birthday present here - when do you want it?
Cool. Erm, I don't know how to answer that. Soon?
I'm sure there'll be a meet soon!
it's clearly a whacking
because I'm the enemy.
after I sent you a birthday message while I was practically unconscious and everything!
or is the evilness of being pushed off a cliff better?
or the unmentionable sluttines of just being chosen for a shag?
i still think marrying wins.
bagsy walking down the aisle to Gravy Train!!!!.
pagan wander lu?
shag franz ferdinand (phwoarrrr), push coldplay off a cliff and marry james blunt. he would protect me, he's been in the army you know. *swoon*
everyone posts two really horrible people and we have to judge if we would marry / shag them or choose cliff richard.
so cliff still gets to die
it was a variation dammit!
but if you force me i would do evans, marry turner and send cliff off himself
you'd do chris evans
Now you've got Gingavitis
i rather walked into that one
can i throw myself off the cliff now?
marry matt tuck from bullet for my valentine
shag george w bush
push myself off a cliff because my life's work would be done