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I can't wait to get home and look at this.
Otherwise there is going to be TROUBLE.
I don't even really know who he is, I've had to piece it together...
of Larry Burns in the Simpsons
plus he told a couple of one-liners years ago
"couple of one-liners", indeed! Didn't you ever see my record-breaking Rodney dangerfield Joke thread??
that's was pretty cool. Are the Fog Band going to cover this?!
Rodney's great. Here are a few fantastic one liners courtesy of him:
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
When I was born .... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father........ I'm very sorry....... We did everything we could......But he pulled through.
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
I only get girls because of who I am . . . a rapist!
He's so good, Belfast punk metallers The Dangerfields even named themselves after him. Check them out over at www.thedangerfields.com