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I'm going to go for marco, I always was a sucker for a geordie.
Second is Hannah82.. rowr
itslike pinning the tail on a donkey - oh god I don't know -Crablin?
was disappointingly masculine.
But fairly sexy nonetheless.
my dulcet tones had them all in a tizzy at barfly. So it must be me.
i want that one.
There is no way I'm not taking the Irish vote.
damn you and your slyness.
to sound more geordie I think. No one can tell I'm from Newcastle!
did sound faintly northern...
sean and crablin on the radio and creaky and t_f_s on the JAG tape.
though all I did was shout 'YEEEEEAAAHHHSS!' into it, which probably isn't that sexy.
i can't remember anyones voice except maybe Bamos'.
(although I really like John Brainloves freind (er or fideL's voice) I keep phoning John just to listen to his answer phone with him on it)
I don't think my voice has ever been described as sexy before!
I'm not sure has the sexiest voice - I have a soft spot for Westcountry accents though!
or sometimes a londony accent is good...
or northern irish. i have a thing for boys from belfast.
Colin and Seans and some random people on the jagtape but didnt know who the voices belonged to so i'll say Colin.
of a short Scottish girl, wearing glasses that's obsessed with Apple Computer products, smokes and listens to nothing but volcano! all day.
I've literally described my DREAM lady.
So simmer down.
myself on the JAG tape I can safely remove myself from any sexist voice competition.
don't want to know.
voice when we talked to each other was quite lovely as well.
yet more criteria for Team Tom.
that's the first time I heard that.
I've still kept my Berkshire accent from when I was little though.
Mix that with a bit of Devon and perhaps a sprinkle of of East Midlands and you certainly have an intresting voice...
Your voice is quite nice as well Miss Wishpig.
to put it in language you can understand.
tha'll nay find a posher lad tha' bamos.
now I understand ya.
Tha's a mentalist, I tells thee.
a posh Cornish person?
I rest my case...
near Exeter to be exact.
wot der yoo mean yoo've nevir 'errd a posh corrrrrrnish perrson beforrre? we'rre all loike lorrd and laydee muck down 'ere, moi loverrr.
well, i'll rephrase it to anyone that has a southerny accent. like, people from the midlands and the south...
my vicky pollardesque lilt is quite the model of elocution
the Cornish are the anomaly in the posh sounding southerner bit.
the further north you go the better the accents get, thats why scottish and irish people have the best accents!
I'll console myself with that thought when I'm eating my bread and margarine later.
also, when you speed my voice up i sound like someone off of a fat pie cartoon.
where you from utm_usic
which isn't in yorkshire, its in lincolnshire. yet when i'm in manchester, people assume i'm from leeds or god, even HULL.
this makes me sad.
I just assume you're backward and annoying ;)
i was going to make a nasty comment about your football team but i just realised you're only three points off the play-offs.
hmm, well i wouldn't want to let the opportunity pass.
on Tuesday night, which will see LCFC bridge that gap, and eventually overtake the overperforming Codheads. Especially with the legend Yeo back in town. How good would a GTFC-LCFC play off final be? See you in Cardiff :)
we won't need the play-offs, we're going up as CHAMPIONS. i'm sure you're quite fed up of trips to cardiff aren't you?
martin gritton scored on his debut for you, which was a surprise, he's usually a bit of a donkey.
we've got ben futcher now. he's well rubbish. ciaran toner's ace though. we seem to be collecting ex- lincoln players.
rated Futcher to be fair, but it seems I was the only one. I thought he was at Boston?! Is he on a tour of Lincolnshire? Next stop Gainsborough Trinity!
Toner is alright on his day - but they were to few and far between from what I've heard. I'll reserve judgement on Gritton until next Tuesday - I saw his goal against Stockport, good old scrambled effort, nice work!
And no way are you going up as Champions, you big dreamer! Wycombe, Carlisle and Northampton for automatic, leaving you, us, Posh and whoever else in the play-offs. Which will be fun.
And yes, I'm starting to really hate the site of the fucking Millenium Stadium. Gah!
was shit for us. We used Ian Stonebridge instead of him and that explains a lot about how much we rated Gritton.
Keep your marauding viking hordes of football away from my city! Build your own bloody stadium! Leave me in peace. I can't even get a cup of tea in town when you lot come a pillaging.
i don't think lincoln fans have ever been described as a 'marauding horde' before :D
'bauth' for bath and so on.
Same rule applies to anyone who pronounces 'tooth' with about 17 extra o's in it.
I say Barth...
specially played back on the JAG tape, im a screaming camper.
Marilyn's is lovely even though she doesnt sound very welsh
I do like johns monosylabic answer
I like Bamos accent though, not sexy, but defines friendly. Commander Cool too...
I'll accept that. I AM friendly, as so is my accent.
If I ever have kids, I'm going to tell them that you're there uncle. I bet you'd be an ace uncle :D
I may try and hire myself out as a friendly uncle to my friends kids. Take them to the footie, and tell them rude jokes but tell them not to tell their dads...
Please uncle Bamos! PLEEEEEEEEEASE!
you be my Auntie please Bamos?
To my kids too
T_f_s: Erm...fuck it...YES!
Ah, positions with no responsibility but with all the fun.
you send me book tokens for Christmas and my Birthday?
what you want, that's what you shall get. It may also be HMV vouvhers, if I feel adventurous...
I'd take them kids down to Roath Parks and throw moldy bread at the ducks. Then buy them an ice cream.
I've always wanted to be a surrogate mum.
Any other offers? I'd accept Tom, but then their mums aunt would be their uncle. And that'd be weird...
I don't want them to have freak sized feet...
you really are... Don't let him manipulate you that way!
With good advice! NO TOM.
you always did only give me Â£5 vouchers anyway...
He's my brother! He was always going to side with me...
Maybe his sister will be birthing my children? Hmmm...
And live as two uncles in Brighton or something...
one big happy family.
Bamos and Monpot are MY TWO UNCLES
Both fighting for the right to take out their nephew, whose large feet prevent him from leaving the house without a special crane type thing.
Prole can be a grumpy neighbour, and MArco can pop round spouting popular Geordie phrases.
Each episode would end with a thumbs up and a cup of tea with monpot...
I have a jetpack?
But no, it's not that kind of sitcom...
as long as I'm on the first step to sitcom stardom.
I'm like Nicholas Lyndhurst or something, except he's dead inside.
Apart from the Jetsons, which wasn't so much as sitcom as an ACEcom.
the modern British sitcom is failing now, there aren't enough jetpacks in them.
My Family = shit
My Family With Jetpacks = ACE
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps = shit
Two Jetpacks and some extra fuel = ACE
in the lake at roath park
But hahahah how the heck did you manage that?
rather than being big and clumsy, which i am now.
of those evil swans though!
take it somewhere else.
why don't you just like, not read it?
they've stopped now anyway.
You know you all love Dumb Teesside accents.
but it's not working. You fackin' cants.
Oh well. I'm going to stick with my nice polite, occasionally slightly Essex accent. It's better that way.
essex accents NEVER sound posh...
Mine's not proper essex, but faint traces of it come through sometimes. Usually when I've been drinking.
Where are you from again?
You're accent is very Darwen...
I once got off with a bird frm Darwen though. True story. Maybe she passed on her accent.
ee's from up nawf innie.
I'm going to keep my accent, but alter my voice so that every sentence I say starts with a baritone and ends in falsetto. It'll be amazing.
Are you Dick Van Dyke's vocal tutor?
An' a bang up job ah did an awl.
I can't keep this up. Too keep things interesting, I think you should start from a falsetto and end in a baritone.
like the aural equivelent of charlton athletic, which coincidentally, is my team.
Oh how I love mediocrity.
(and it's not me unless you speak to me on a phone maybe and then some people like my phone voice.)
so.... it's me. yay!
Who is Irish.
me and cunt had a tiny debate over it.
i got a VOTE.
well... attempt to anyway.
well, it's got to be sarkyfox surely, hasn't it?
(i accept payment via cash, cheque, credit card and beer...)
(Sticks chest out and laughs)
for Ms Sexy Sarkyfox
Fihiki. I like her name more...
one of you is most like Andrea from the corrs.
so not only did I lose, so did cunt. and only because you've pulled rank.
Well I've slept with Jim Corr
that's andrea corr, yes?
that ^^ is me.
http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/fat-thumb2.jpg <that is sarkyfox.
harsh! Sarky you definitely win in my eyes now!
it was a joke. i mean, i don't REALLY look exactly like an airbrushed andrea corr.
anyway, we should be BONDING for being two irish people, not fighting!
but er, i still win.
i'm citing crablins disdain for me as the reason you won. ur... yeah.
where are you from? THAT could be the decider. plus cunts here too.
but i don't have a horrid southsider rich bitch accent. LIKE, I SWEAR!!! :-O
now it's dun laoghaire (well, the family)
i used to live on seapoint ave...
and i also do NOT have a D4 accent loike.
my cousins live in dun laoghaire.
i used to live on Park Avenue, so near enough.
i love all the 12 year old goths in Dublin. THERE ARE TOO MANY of them for it to be healthy.
and yes there are too many of them. and all hanging around BoI looking sulky. and staring at you if you're not wearing enough black.
you sound posh on, WE DO NOT SPAM, YOUR FACE!
or was that Brand New Hero?
I reckon you're bother poshers.
i don't actually talk like that. that was for the er, purpose of the music.
to be fair.
and fake south southsiders
i am NOT a fake southsider!
why do seagulls on the northside fly upside down?
cos there's nothing worth shitting on down below...
ha ha! i love it.
there's only one way to sort this out. i reckon you both take one of my ears, whisper sweet nothings into it in your lovely irish accents, and i'll judge which is better.
or implode on the spot, whichever comes first...
Sarky! No question!
a clever woman.
they're ok I guess
My day has been made by a bloke saying I have a sexy voice...
Interesting. And flattering :D
ciaggeretts, they sound interesting.. I'd probably sound like a squeaky man then.
Sean sounds way smooooother than Colin.