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cool but slightly freaky
It really boils my piss.
-and that really burns my arse.
remember not to piss yourself now.
i dont see where the 'sex' part comes into it, theres no sex involved, unless you are actually having sex with the phone.
Don't mobiles give you head-tumors or something?
that you just had a wank?
THANKYOU FOR THAT.
counting down the seconds.
but it wasn't a real number. :'(
I was wondering what you were doing with your phone and body in the barfly last night, i thought it was the band that was exciting you.
I'd rather wank in shameful silence
as I never have. Some of you have my number...feel free to give me a call.
Has anyone had a conferance call orgy?
1) I now get what you were meaning by flogging hollywood_freak, but i am puzzled as to why 'flogging' and why 'bashing' the bishop, does the act involve much violence when performed by yourself?
2) how exactly does this phone s*x business work? I mean arn't you paranoid that the person on the other end isn't alone, is just pretending and in actual fact there is a whole room full of people pissing themselves laughing (quietly) (yes yes something has obviously traumatised me)
or at least how it worked when I did it.
You just talk through what you might be doing if you were in the same room while you lie back with your eyes shut and masturbate.
I did it with a long-term girlfriend so I was confident that she wasn't sharing the experience with anyone else.
I only did it once and I wouldn't bother again.
I only just posted
did cadd send you that picture by the way? are you any good at photoshop?
LOL at the pun there?
That really pisses on my chips
has still to answer my question no 1)
that is all
lolls my lollipop
I walked out of the shower to hear my mate Jordan faking an orgasm down the phone to his girlfriend
Strangely, he had his eyes closed, so didn't notice me standing there for a good 10-15 seconds. It was surreal
Or a girl-gasm?
Was he making a sex face?
was it pretty?
what did he say when he did see you experiencing his plastigasm?
You've brightened up my evening!!
Well now I'm just sad :-(
motivational mp pm very much
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#5 is it?
FORWARD PLANNING IS THE KEY! OTHERWISE YOU END UP LIKE MONPOT, SAT IN HIS OWN VOMIT, OFF HIS HEAD ON ABSYNTH!
The motivational messages are ACE Monpot, they mean loads! If you could just combine them with a bit of dirty friend humiliation I wouldn't look at the boards atall!
I'll get thinking.
most humiliating stories are about me :-(
embarrassing stories pleeease Mopnot.
I was sick in Moribund's toilet after we shouted at Wolf Parade and told them to their faces "you were good tonight, but you should have played Modern World".
I'm still embarassed about that.
I dont really know what sort of face to pull
to a really-into-it guitar face. I imagine.
a bit of bump in the evening
did you have to?
This is a new low :P
Good one, Craig.